Zoe: Don't think it's a good spot, sir. She still has the advantage over us. Mal: Everyone always does. That's what makes us special.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - May 18, 2006 7:38:25 am PDT #5290 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think ita swears by the Black Honey.

It is great. I'm also addicted to the Braisin Impossibly Glossy. Less sheer, more shine. A lot more shine. I wish they had a Black Honey equivalent in that line. I also picked up the Cream Soda, but it's almost exactly my lip colour (untanned) so it's a bit of a waste of money. Testing on my hand teaches me not much, and I don't want to put the tester stuff on my lips, no matter what cleaning stuff they have around.


vw bug - May 18, 2006 8:02:14 am PDT #5291 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

At some point during watching the Ellen show, Emily asked me to make her some tea (I had offered earlier). I went and dumped out the tea pot, got fresh water, and put it on the stove.

20 minutes later, Em asked about the tea.

I hadn't turned the stove on. And, I promptly forgot about it.

About 10 minutes ago, I asked Emily if I could get her anything while I was up. She asked if we had ramen, so I put on the water, double-checked to make sure the stove was on, and came and sat back down.

Several minutes went by, and I heard water boiling. I looked at Emily and said, "Are you making more tea?" She's like, "What? No, you're making me ramen."

Could whoever has taken my brain please return it as soon as possible. I kinda need it.


Aims - May 18, 2006 8:06:01 am PDT #5292 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Sorry! I was too excited to get you here, and I accidentaly only transported your brain.

God damn that Joe. He forgot to fix the whole body button. Again.

You still have your tits, right?


DavidS - May 18, 2006 8:08:47 am PDT #5293 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I looked at Emily and said, "Are you making more tea?"

"I've got a great idea for a sitcom. You take Guy Pearce's character in Memento, see..."


vw bug - May 18, 2006 8:10:27 am PDT #5294 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

You still have your tits, right?

Lemme check.

Yup. Still there. That Joe is tricksy. I was afraid he may have hid them.


EpicTangent - May 18, 2006 8:14:21 am PDT #5295 of 10002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

In a sheer, color but not shimmer, I like Lorac. Which I've been getting at Sephora. Can't remember the color's name, and I forgot it today. Highly recommend.

edit to clarify: that's in response to meara's lip gloss question.

Congrats on school Aimee! ~ma for school, SA! Apartment~ma for vw and Emily!

Hugs and -ma all around for anybody I've forgotten!

Now I'm caught up and must go back to this "work" everyone seems so excited about.


Calli - May 18, 2006 8:15:37 am PDT #5296 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Congratulations, Aimee!

SA, I'm sorry your prof. is being a suckoriffic bitca. Good luck in getting the mess taken care of, and good luck on your last final.


Typo Boy - May 18, 2006 8:29:13 am PDT #5297 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

SA may your suckeriffic professor get exactly what she deserves.

On a brighter note, though having nothing to contribute I have not failed to note bra on occasion in Bitches. Here is a site that might be useful - an online bra site [link] that will custom make bras to fit

[link]

I'm sure it is enormously pricey, but I gather that many bitches find this an area worth investing bucks in.

Appropriately enough, the suggestion came from Bitch PHD. [link]


sj - May 18, 2006 8:41:17 am PDT #5298 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Congratulations, Empress!!!

{{{SA}}} I am so very sorry that the professor is being an asshat. Let us know if you need her smited.

Mom took the day out of work today to spend the day with me helping me unpack. We're getting a ton of stuff done, and when we went out for lunch we bought herbs for the flower boxes on my porch. This place is really starting to feel like a home.


JZ - May 18, 2006 8:53:06 am PDT #5299 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Blarft.

I just threw up at work. As far as fun goes, that was just a whole barrel of monkeys. OTOH, I feel swimmingly good now that it's all over and my boss is fussing over me like a mother hen, pressing Costco bags of dried fruit and nuts on me, and one puke in four months is blessedly trivial.

Still, new experiences every day!