Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

'Touched'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Apr 20, 2006 5:56:57 pm PDT #529 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I got roofied at my 10th. I was there with two of my best friends who realized what was happening and took care of me. I think I will skip the 20th...

Cass wins.

Or, um, looses.


sj - Apr 20, 2006 5:58:59 pm PDT #530 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

My 10th was last year; I received a lot of calls and e-mails about it, but there was just no way I am going. If I want to see the people I went to high school with, I can drive 15 minutes back to my hometown to see everyone, because no one ever seems to leave.


meara - Apr 20, 2006 6:08:01 pm PDT #531 of 10002

Oh my GOD, this is hysterical : Baby Got Book

Roofied? Good lord. That's disgusting.


Lee - Apr 20, 2006 6:14:10 pm PDT #532 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Dress A

Dress B

?


Amy - Apr 20, 2006 6:18:24 pm PDT #533 of 10002
Because books.

I vote Dress A. So cute!

I went to my tenth high school reunion. It was really pretty boring. I saw a few people it was nice to talk to, but a group of six of us have been close since junior high, and we're still close. They're the people I care about.

I can drive 15 minutes back to my hometown to see everyone, because no one ever seems to leave.

One of those friends of mine still lives in our hometown, and it's amazing to hear her talk about the people she runs into all the time. A whole hell of a lot of people I graduated with are still in town.


Cass - Apr 20, 2006 6:19:08 pm PDT #534 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

OK, now I'm imagining a fun fun game to play at the drag show...120 drag kings, me in the middle, spinning around...;)
::bats eyes all innocently::

Why I never thought of *that* before now...

Cass wins.
Roofied? Good lord. That's disgusting.
I was insanely lucky that I had two really good friends who took care of me. So I did win in that. The rest? Makes me sick.


Cass - Apr 20, 2006 6:20:19 pm PDT #535 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Dress A. I love the pink but the other dress looks cuter and more flattering.


ChiKat - Apr 20, 2006 6:22:47 pm PDT #536 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

DRESS A!!!! Ahem, I really like Dress A.

Go, WindiSparrow!!!

I got roofied at my 10th. I was there with two of my best friends who realized what was happening and took care of me. I think I will skip the 20th...

Oh dear god. Ummm...yeah. I'd skip, too.


ChiKat - Apr 20, 2006 6:23:49 pm PDT #537 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Post toasties...

So, um, the boy I called on Tuesday and left a message? He called back last night and we talked for almost 2 hours. Nice boy.


§ ita § - Apr 20, 2006 6:24:09 pm PDT #538 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was just looking at dress B. They're both pretty. I have no suggestions.

meara, that's for real?