Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - May 16, 2006 6:13:04 am PDT #4914 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

DON'T YOU DARE, tommyrot!

::tiptoes out of room, trying not to trip over various percussion instruments::


SuziQ - May 16, 2006 6:20:53 am PDT #4915 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Gronk! Can I go back home and go to sleep? Please? Too damn much to do.


vw bug - May 16, 2006 6:24:13 am PDT #4916 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Deleted for excessive whining.


Spidra Webster - May 16, 2006 6:33:26 am PDT #4917 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Jobma for Vortex (including that if the FUBARness is standard operating procedure at that office, that something better comes along, if she'd prefer it).


juliana - May 16, 2006 6:44:11 am PDT #4918 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Job~ma for Vortex (with the promise of either celebratory or consolatory booze tomorrow), and awake~ma for Spidra & Suzi.

Had a massive allergic reaction to something yesterday, which ended up expressing itself as a rash on my hands & arms, which meant I didn't work at Blanca last night. So I took a shitload of Benadryl & slept & watched bad independent movies that my friends were in.


Fred Pete - May 16, 2006 7:21:54 am PDT #4919 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Job-ma for Vortex.


sj - May 16, 2006 7:31:26 am PDT #4920 of 10002
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Thanks for the makeup tips, Plei. Any advice on applying the powdered eyeliner?

Job~ma, Vortex.

First day ~ma, Spidra.


JenP - May 16, 2006 7:35:05 am PDT #4921 of 10002

Job-ma, Vortex. That's just not right.

And first-day-ma, Spridra! Very exciting.

I've got nothing. Um... lunch will be lasagne. Oh, and Robin was right when she said about the Alima foundation - it gives coverage but still looks like skin. Awesome. Some days it pays to be a sheep.

They also sent a pretty gold shimmer powder that works really well as eyeshadow for me. And a nice blush. Man, they really know how to reel a girl in.


EpicTangent - May 16, 2006 7:56:30 am PDT #4922 of 10002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Morning, All.

How much trouble am I likely to get in if I'm forced to murder my 18-yr-old classmate? I'm trying to assemble a project that's due tonight (and ps, why the hell am I the one putting this crap together when I'm the one with a full-time job?), and she still hasn't sent me one very small thing she was supposed to send a week and a half ago. And did I mention DUE TONIGHT? And it has to be in a comb-binder, three-ring won't do, so I have to do it in advance, can't just hand it to me at the start of class, AND DID I MENTION DUE TONIGHT!!!???!!!

Clue-stick someone, please.

Dear PTB,

Next semester, a class with no damn group work or I can't be held responsible for my actions.

KThxBye, Me

Good luck on your first day, Spidra!

Not-jerk-ma, Vortex!


Nicole - May 16, 2006 7:59:46 am PDT #4923 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!

Tons of job ~ma to you, Vortex!!