Holy fuck, I'ma cut someone today, I swear. The fact that the rage is probably PMS-induced does not help the fact that I want to see the people who are pissing me off die bloody. Or! Trip and fall when carrying a precious Ming vase because their pants fell down around their ankles in the middle of Union Square and they're wearing their rattiest underpants. Yes. I want to see that, so I may point and laugh and do a dance of "fuck off, schmuck!"
Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
juliana - May 12, 2006 1:28:30 pm PDT #4381 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
vw bug - May 12, 2006 1:31:12 pm PDT #4382 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
Hey, juliana, I'm PMSing too. Should we kill some people together? 'Cause that'd be FUN!
Steph L. - May 12, 2006 1:31:15 pm PDT #4383 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
juliana, all I can suggest is, DON'T KICK THE SUGAR HABIT. I mean, if you have a sugar habit. I'm as far from premenstrual as I can get, cycle-wise, and yet I feel just as bad as my worst PMS.
I NEED SUGAR! JUST ONE CUBE MAN, I MEAN IT!!!!
WindSparrow - May 12, 2006 1:32:08 pm PDT #4384 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
It looks sorta like a pink basketball but if you give it chocolate sometimes you can revive her.
The funkiest House evah. Or wait...That's the House/SVU. Dr. H offers his own acerbic sex appeal and cane as cramp remedy...is he a visionary? Or a rapist?
Please tell me I'm not the only one with the mental image of House sitting in his office bouncing a gooey-looking pink basketballish thing off the hook end of the cane, saying, "You've been very naughty. Do I need to spank you?"
Just me, huh?
juliana - May 12, 2006 1:36:16 pm PDT #4385 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Should we kill some people together? 'Cause that'd be FUN!
Whee!!!!!!
Wanna come along, Tep?
Nicole - May 12, 2006 1:36:26 pm PDT #4386 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!
Home now. Less cranky. I think, anyway. Broke into tears when I saw a dead deer on the side of the road but that might just be a stress release. I usually only cry over roadkill in the mornings when I'm not able to convince myself they committed suicide. By the afternoon I'm typically more jaded. Or something.
You should run away from work and come visit SF.
Two and a half more workdays until vacation begins. Woot! Soonsoonsoon.
So essentially they have reduced your ability to be productive as well as reducing the likelihood of you getting caught reading b.org?
Quite true. So why was I cranky at all? Crazy me!
sj, I got your msg. Heading over to yahoo.
vw bug - May 12, 2006 1:37:53 pm PDT #4387 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
Whee!!!!!!
YAY! Goin' out on the town with juliana! Look out, everyone! We're on a rampage!
Steph L. - May 12, 2006 1:38:40 pm PDT #4388 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Wanna come along, Tep?
Will there be sugar? JUST ONE CUBE???
vw bug - May 12, 2006 1:40:02 pm PDT #4389 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
Oh, but Teppy, you've gotten this far!
juliana - May 12, 2006 1:40:06 pm PDT #4390 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Will there be sugar? JUST ONE CUBE???
Sure! You want it in absinthe, or just the straight refined goodness?