No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - May 12, 2006 8:04:54 am PDT #4320 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

So, pursuit of knowledge about the faculty is right out? You must remain faraway and unattainable, wrapt in a cloak of learning, high atop a faraway, cloud-wrapt peak of academic achievement we pupils cannot hope to obtain?

You make an enigma of yourself, sir.

It's mysterious; it's alluring; it's intoxicating. It's adorable.

::writes "Love You" on eyelids with brow pencil::

::bats eyes::


vw bug - May 12, 2006 8:06:06 am PDT #4321 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

I'm making my "New Apartment Wish List/Priorities." What am I forgetting?

1. Take dogs 2. Wood floors 3. Washer/Dryer in building (free would be nice; in unit would be even nicer) 4. Dishwasher 5. EIK and Dining Room 6. Pantry 7. Built in China cabinets 8. Two bedrooms or one bedroom with study


Nora Deirdre - May 12, 2006 8:07:20 am PDT #4322 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

A PONY!


vw bug - May 12, 2006 8:07:41 am PDT #4323 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Yeah. It is kind of a wild wish list, huh?


Toddson - May 12, 2006 8:08:15 am PDT #4324 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Maid service?


Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 12, 2006 8:08:19 am PDT #4325 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

So, pursuit of knowledge about the faculty is right out? You must remain faraway and unattainable, wrapt in a cloak of learning, high atop a faraway, cloud-wrapt peak of academic achievement we pupils cannot hope to obtain?

Yup, that sounds right.

writes "Love You" on eyelids with brow pencil

bats eyes

waggles eyebrows at Head Master

I am liking this Friday.

Though I hope next Friday will be even better!


vw bug - May 12, 2006 8:08:51 am PDT #4326 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Maid service?

Not in my price range! ;)


Nora Deirdre - May 12, 2006 8:11:21 am PDT #4327 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

you should prioritize. Like, for me:

Toto
Dishwasher/disposal
Gas cooktop/stove(though that wasn't on your list)
size of kitchen and DR
2 bedrooms/1 BR and 1 study
Washer/dryer
Wood floors
Pantry
China Cabinet


vw bug - May 12, 2006 8:12:06 am PDT #4328 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Oh, it was in order of priority. I forgot about gas stove!


juliana - May 12, 2006 8:12:34 am PDT #4329 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Wow, vw - what kind of price range are you looking at, and can you get all of what you want in said range?

signed, has never had a dishwasher in any of her apartments, ever