Danger's my birthright.

Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 11, 2006 8:39:07 pm PDT #4163 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

But with many, many points of articulation.

Wow. I'd advise everyone not to think about that too hard.

t Twists Aimée's nose.


Cass - May 11, 2006 8:39:13 pm PDT #4164 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

help me throw everyone back in the jello
t Tosses Bitches into Jello all willy nilly.


Aims - May 11, 2006 8:39:22 pm PDT #4165 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm very bendy!


Steph L. - May 11, 2006 8:39:51 pm PDT #4166 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Let's see....

Aimee's pictures left me all speechless and GUH.

d's pictures turned up the GUH value considerably.

JZ's pictures made me bounce and say "Baby belly! Baby belly!"

My back is killing me. Bah. The Boy massaged it for me, and then promptly fell asleep (and there's no euphemism there, or implied naughtiness; it went pizza --> massage --> snooze). I sent him home a little bit ago, and now I'm just waiting for the ibuprofen to kick in enough so that my back will behave and I can fall asleep.


Aims - May 11, 2006 8:39:59 pm PDT #4167 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t lets go of full nelson

t gives Pete a purple nurple

t twice


Atropa - May 11, 2006 8:40:09 pm PDT #4168 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli will never afford new shinny things if the match is only 30 seconds long

See, beth is thinking the right way about this.


NoiseDesign - May 11, 2006 8:40:28 pm PDT #4169 of 10002
Our wings are not tired

I'm very bendy!

After seeing you remove your panties without removing your pants, yes, I'd say you are.

Thinking of which, Pete might want to learn that move, so that he can keep his pants on.


P.M. Marc - May 11, 2006 8:40:30 pm PDT #4170 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Wow. I'd advise everyone not to think about that too hard.

You've a filthy mind, young man.


juliana - May 11, 2006 8:40:54 pm PDT #4171 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Sometime tomorrow morning, the East Coast Bitches will rise, check the boards and be heard to utter "Holy shit, what went down? There's 200 new posts!".

BWAH! This West Coast Bitch took a break from Magic Eraser-ing her floor and saw 130 posts and promptly settled down to read the kerfuffle. Luckily, the faux-fuffle was just as funny.


Atropa - May 11, 2006 8:41:12 pm PDT #4172 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

You've a filthy mind, young man.

What, you've only just now noticed?