Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


meara - Apr 19, 2006 6:50:50 pm PDT #349 of 10002

Aww. Poor emmeet.

I swear I was not thirs drunk walking home. THe last drink caught up with me when I sat home on my cough. DCouchg. COUG. COUCH.

There's a worod I'm trying to say and it's COUCH.

I'm on IM with my notgirlfriend. SHe cnot take advanatage of me, she is in MINNNESOTOSA>


billytea - Apr 19, 2006 6:53:18 pm PDT #350 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

All those in favour of meara being drunk every time she posts, shake something. All those against, keep it to yourselves.


DavidS - Apr 19, 2006 6:53:59 pm PDT #351 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Aww. Poor emmeet.

No, he's fine. He toughed it out during his bad inning (in the first inning he pitched he got three pop-ups in the infield) and he had fun running the bases all day. The pitching problems were only really excruciating for me. He had fun.

When Emmett's pitch count was getting high (we have to monitor it this year) I asked him if he wanted to try to pitch out of his jam, and he did. And he got two strikeouts. That's pretty great after walking five guys.

Plus, he hit all day and got much praise as the catcher.


DavidS - Apr 19, 2006 6:54:41 pm PDT #352 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

MINNNESOTOSA

It's a magical state, filled with beautiful, drunk lesbians.


tommyrot - Apr 19, 2006 6:56:23 pm PDT #353 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's a magical state, filled with beautiful, drunk lesbians.

I've lived in Minnesota for 3 1/2 years.

Hec is right.


brenda m - Apr 19, 2006 6:56:36 pm PDT #354 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Brenda, I just failed miserably on your lyrics quiz.

Yeah, it turned out a little more obscure than I thought. I'll bet David can rock it, though.

ETA: Also, all very good songs, so look for the follow up with the song titles and links.


meara - Apr 19, 2006 6:57:10 pm PDT #355 of 10002

Pitch in JAM. STrawberry or rapsberry?? MMm, jam.

I make a rapsberry at billtyea. BPTHTHTHTHTTHHT!!!!!

Drunk bueatutifjuiljlu lesbians. Whooo, typing getting worse.


erikaj - Apr 19, 2006 6:57:41 pm PDT #356 of 10002
I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

Won't the "Fargo" people be surprised?


billytea - Apr 19, 2006 6:58:16 pm PDT #357 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I make a rapsberry at billtyea. BPTHTHTHTHTTHHT!!!!!

If it's a rapsberry, I think you're obliged to break it down now.


meara - Apr 19, 2006 6:59:12 pm PDT #358 of 10002

Break it down now! Dooo, doo, doo~! Doo, doo!

So, Minnesota is where it's at, for drunk beautiful lesbians? Hmm. I *do* know a hottie in Duluth, as well as in Minneapolis...