Show her some porn. That should loosen her up.
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - May 08, 2006 2:01:39 pm PDT #3460 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Aims - May 08, 2006 2:08:56 pm PDT #3461 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Hmmm... good plan.
Pix - May 08, 2006 2:14:36 pm PDT #3462 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.
Flash her.
Aims - May 08, 2006 2:17:03 pm PDT #3463 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Don't want to scare her.
WindSparrow - May 08, 2006 2:38:59 pm PDT #3464 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Considering that I rarely drink coffee, there are way the hell too many coffee-splatters on my monitor.
Pix - May 08, 2006 2:42:08 pm PDT #3465 of 10002
The status is NOT quo.
I could be napping right now. Why am I awake, again?
vw bug - May 08, 2006 2:45:50 pm PDT #3466 of 10002
Mostly lurking...
'Cause I just made Daiquiris! Daiquiris for everyone! (And non-alcoholic for the expecting)
ChiKat - May 08, 2006 2:47:12 pm PDT #3467 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Daiquiri, please. At work. Brain puddling on floor. Daiquiri may help. Send ASAP.
Topic!Cindy - May 08, 2006 2:51:19 pm PDT #3468 of 10002
What is even happening?
Don't want to scare her.
A little boy like you? Don't be silly.
Aims - May 08, 2006 2:53:02 pm PDT #3469 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
BWAH!