There are cockroaches in Mexico big enough to own property.

Cordelia ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Toddson - May 08, 2006 4:35:00 am PDT #3308 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Just to show the effect y'all are having on me, last weekend I was visiting my mother and sister. At one point my mother yells, "oh, it's a hummer" and my mind went to a bad, bad place before I realized she was talking about a hummingbird.

I am twelve.

I'm going to hell, aren't I?


Toddson - May 08, 2006 4:35:06 am PDT #3309 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

really not worth saying twice.


Lee - May 08, 2006 4:41:37 am PDT #3310 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Does anyone like freshwater pearls?

Yesterday when I was returning stuff I bought online at the Coldwater Creek store, the sales women gave me their in store gift with purchase because of a problem I had with the shipping. The gift set is nice, but not my style. It would be free/cost of postage to a good home


Cashmere - May 08, 2006 4:45:43 am PDT #3311 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

EEEP. I need to get off my ass and get out to the beach. I'm just staring out the French doors at the pool. It's overcast today but I can get some good reading in. I could also walk to the shops to buy a hat. Decisions, decisions.

vw, pretty!


vw bug - May 08, 2006 4:52:59 am PDT #3312 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Thanks, Cashmere! Oh, and have a lovely day!

We have hot water again! Apparently, the restaurant downstairs was cleaning in the basement yesterday and while mopping knocked the hot water valve down. I wish I would have called last night. Poor Emily had a cold shower this morning.


Ginger - May 08, 2006 5:01:04 am PDT #3313 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I need to get off my ass and get out to the beach. I'm just staring out the French doors at the pool.

It's a hard life. (I'm so glad you're getting a chance to relax.)


Nicole - May 08, 2006 5:05:59 am PDT #3314 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!

Gronkity freakin' gronk.

Yay for hot water and Eep!s and getting out to the beach! For me, I'm not sure about today, yet. It could still go either way. Maybe if we all hold hands and chant "This will be a good Monday. This will be a happy Monday.", it'll work. Maybe?


Ginger - May 08, 2006 5:09:00 am PDT #3315 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I don't know. Do we have to say it with conviction?


Steph L. - May 08, 2006 5:10:03 am PDT #3316 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Perkins, those are really pretty, and I would love them, if no one else wants them....


SuziQ - May 08, 2006 5:16:11 am PDT #3317 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Nicole - I've been trying that chant and it hasn't worked for me. I think we need to sacrifice something.