Who died and made you Elvis?

Cordelia ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erikaj - May 06, 2006 11:03:48 am PDT #3117 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Sail, I don't doubt that CS really did say that. She *would*. She's got that feisty Texas chick thing...I voted for her proudly. Fay, great birthday story. My mother pulled off one or two things like that when I was young, that now that money is nsm a mystery, I wonder how she did it.


Aims - May 06, 2006 11:40:57 am PDT #3118 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Someone remind me that I do NOT need Queen's Golden Jubilee tea set - even if it is BNIB and dirt effing cheap.


meara - May 06, 2006 12:43:42 pm PDT #3119 of 10002

Heh. First I'm catching up and y'all are talking about food and I'm thinking "Surely I don't *really* need to be on a diet? I should just eat whatever food I want, because food is yummy" (Note: I started diet all of yesterday. And went off it for dinner so I could have chips and salsa and margaritas and avocado cream dip. So, um, started diet today, really).

Then you start posting dresses, and I realize that none of them would fit me, because I have no boobs, and my waist has grown to MONSTROUS proportions. Sigh. Diet it is, then.


Aims - May 06, 2006 1:18:50 pm PDT #3120 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ok. My co-worker just laughed at my glasses and told me that I look like Harry Potter.


ChiKat - May 06, 2006 1:30:35 pm PDT #3121 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Then your coworker is blind. You have much bigger boobs and are much prettier than a 15 year old boy.

Remember that guy I called a couple of weeks ago? Seems I have a date with him tomorrow.


brenda m - May 06, 2006 1:32:06 pm PDT #3122 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

So does that mean hottie detective is up for grabs?


ChiKat - May 06, 2006 1:34:26 pm PDT #3123 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

It's a date, not a committment. If I have the chance to grab the hottie detective (in any way possible), I will pounce.


Aims - May 06, 2006 1:41:02 pm PDT #3124 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

He's gotta blind. It's must the rampaging VD he's been spreading all over the dealership. As I've just asked about in front of half the dealership.


Hil R. - May 06, 2006 1:46:50 pm PDT #3125 of 10002
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Ugh. Just had ice cream. Now i feel sick. this is reminding me why, in terms of comfort food, cookies are a better idea than ice cream.

Ok. My co-worker just laughed at my glasses and told me that I look like Harry Potter.

Huh? i can't see that at all.


SuziQ - May 06, 2006 1:46:53 pm PDT #3126 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Perkins - you around?