We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.

Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fay - May 05, 2006 10:26:57 pm PDT #3018 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Thank you! I foolishly didn't bring my tiara to Egypt (although the photographs they needed for my work permit? Feature me in my tiara. And the photograph of me I've stuck up outside my classroom also features me in my tiara. I'm trying to convince Grade One that I'm a Queen in my own country).


Spidra Webster - May 05, 2006 10:31:23 pm PDT #3019 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

B.org's own Anna Leonowens


Fay - May 05, 2006 11:46:15 pm PDT #3020 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Damn straight!

And you know, I just adored that movie when I was six. Adored it. And then one day when I was off school with the mumps I saw Yul Brinner being interviewed on the telly, and bounded off to tell my parents that he was performing live in 'The King And I' in London!!!! And of course I was too young to realise that our finances weren't so hot, and that going down to London to take in a West End show was an expensive proposition - but my parents, bless them, managed to pull it off anyway. And thus my 7th birthday was celebrated by going to see The King and I on stage, instead of a party. (This set the tone for the next several birthdays.) Little did I guess that some 25 years later I'd be going to Siam myself, to teach small Siamese children.

Funny how life turns out, isn't it?


juliana - May 06, 2006 12:10:15 am PDT #3021 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

(The first show I was ever in ex utero was The King & I - I was one of the twins. My mother had to paint my hair black every night, and then wash it out post-show. Also, I was 7.)

Funny how life turns out, isn't it?

Word.


Topic!Cindy - May 06, 2006 1:44:21 am PDT #3022 of 10002
What is even happening?

And you know, I just adored that movie when I was six. Adored it. And then one day when I was off school with the mumps I saw Yul Brinner being interviewed on the telly, and bounded off to tell my parents that he was performing live in 'The King And I' in London!!!! And of course I was too young to realise that our finances weren't so hot, and that going down to London to take in a West End show was an expensive proposition - but my parents, bless them, managed to pull it off anyway. And thus my 7th birthday was celebrated by going to see The King and I on stage, instead of a party. (This set the tone for the next several birthdays.) Little did I guess that some 25 years later I'd be going to Siam myself, to teach small Siamese children.

Funny how life turns out, isn't it?

This makes me cry. I suspect I need caffeinating.


brenda m - May 06, 2006 2:29:56 am PDT #3023 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Kristin, you should totally bring in a red marker and correct it. And give it a C- or something.

re mealmoths, the bad news is that when I've found them, I've had to throw out a bunch of different flours, rices, cornmeal, and such.

Pasta, too - anything grainy or starchy. Ugh.


vw bug - May 06, 2006 3:31:43 am PDT #3024 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

And you know, I just adored that movie when I was six. Adored it. And then one day when I was off school with the mumps I saw Yul Brinner being interviewed on the telly, and bounded off to tell my parents that he was performing live in 'The King And I' in London!!!! And of course I was too young to realise that our finances weren't so hot, and that going down to London to take in a West End show was an expensive proposition - but my parents, bless them, managed to pull it off anyway. And thus my 7th birthday was celebrated by going to see The King and I on stage, instead of a party. (This set the tone for the next several birthdays.) Little did I guess that some 25 years later I'd be going to Siam myself, to teach small Siamese children.

Funny how life turns out, isn't it?

This makes me cry. I suspect I need caffeinating.

It made me cry too, and I've had caffeine.

Pasta, too - anything grainy or starchy. Ugh.

Lovely. Just lovely. I don't see any this morning, so I'm being ridiculously hopeful that they just disappeared during the night. Yes, I know I am floating on the river of denial, but I like it.


Topic!Cindy - May 06, 2006 3:34:00 am PDT #3025 of 10002
What is even happening?

It made me cry too, and I've had caffeine.

Well, it's a childhood dream come true. It's very touching and we're nothing, if not saps.

By the by, I think denial gets a bad rap.


vw bug - May 06, 2006 3:37:28 am PDT #3026 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

and we're nothing, if not saps.

Yup. And now I'm going to take the crazy sappiness and finish watching the second to last episode of 7th Heaven. See, grandma and I used to watch it when we lived together. She just loved it. So, I'm a little goofy about seeing it end, even though I haven't watched it in years.


Laura - May 06, 2006 3:42:32 am PDT #3027 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

And thus my 7th birthday was celebrated by going to see The King and I on stage

Sitting in the total sap corner. (while at the same time filled with envy)