There's a Samuel L Jackson version too--it seems a shame it doesn't have the word "motherfucking" on it.
eta: Would "get your motherfucking hands off my motherfucking tits" be too much?
And don't you ever stand for that sort of thing. Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back! ... You got the right same as anyone to live and try to kill people.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - May 05, 2006 6:56:30 am PDT #2818 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Aims - May 05, 2006 7:00:33 am PDT #2819 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
You realize now you're vying with Cindy and Aimee for Name Flake Queen.
Hey! Not that I mind the company but, still. HEY!
ChiKat - May 05, 2006 7:02:46 am PDT #2820 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
GRRRR!!!!!! My minion is driving me nuts. For some reason, all common sense has left her head. She keeps asking me about things I don't know anything about. Does she go to the other minion who does know about it? NO. Why? "I don't want to keep running to him every time I have a question." Well, why the hell not? You keep running to me and I have to research the answers just like you would. Why not got to Other!Minion and ask him? He already did the f*ing research.
Aims - May 05, 2006 7:03:43 am PDT #2821 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Secret message to XanderCindyRella: Trioka. Reminds of my days working at Cedar Point.STOP. Must get better ninjas to kick the asses of those that mock the name changes. STOP. Make note to contact ita.
Amy - May 05, 2006 7:07:16 am PDT #2822 of 10002
Because books.
Aw, Cindy and Hec are making me blush.
My pixie cut, Hec, is less pixie and more a typical short, mom-ish cut, or at least that's what I think now. (It is *really* short, but it's somehow not as hip as I'd like.) Which is my fault, since I only paid the prince(ss)ly sum of $14 for it at the local walk-in place.
And Cindy, you know I'm going to show up on your doorstep one day, don't you? With cake and cigarettes, of course. In a totally non-stalkerish way, though. looks innocent
Good luck storming the castle grocery store, vw!
Topic!Cindy - May 05, 2006 7:21:52 am PDT #2823 of 10002
What is even happening?
And Cindy, you know I'm going to show up on your doorstep one day, don't you? With cake and cigarettes, of course. In a totally non-stalkerish way, though. looks innocent
Ah. You're making me all swoony. I thought that day was going to happen in April, though. Did I misremember?
Hey! Not that I mind the company but, still. HEY!
He's just jealous. His ONE name was so common, other people had to make up a new one for him.
CONFIDENTIAL TO EMPRESSAKAEMSMOMMAPANTS: If ita not receptive, can crazy husband build ita-bot INTEROGGOBANG No STOP Not for that STOP for training ninja STOP
EpicTangent - May 05, 2006 7:22:11 am PDT #2824 of 10002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Morning, All.
As usual, I forgot to meara. :scatters random ~ma, assuming it will land where most needed:
Hey, I'm posting two days in a row! How weird is that?
§ ita § - May 05, 2006 7:26:00 am PDT #2825 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
There will be no bot.
Aims - May 05, 2006 7:26:11 am PDT #2826 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
SECRET MESSAGE TO WRITINGCINDYAMBRELLA: will ask crazy husband. STOP. we might be out of test-monkeys. STOP. will check eBay for replacements.
EpicTangent - May 05, 2006 7:30:34 am PDT #2827 of 10002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Also, I did not realize that we will be deprived of both Cindy and beej at the F2F. I will now weep delicately into my audit paperwork. Unless I feel like working on something else. Whatever. There'll be weeping.