Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nicole - May 04, 2006 9:56:50 am PDT #2623 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!

Oh, dear.


Atropa - May 04, 2006 9:58:48 am PDT #2624 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I for one welcome our new gothic lolita overlords, and hope the prom reflects this trend.

Excellent! Lace ruffles and petticoats for everyone!

We're all reporting about our underthings? O-kay. A black lace demi-cup bra, black lace boyshorts, micro-weave fishnet tights and a pink petticoat. In other words, the usual.


§ ita § - May 04, 2006 9:58:59 am PDT #2625 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For Aimée.


Pix - May 04, 2006 10:01:45 am PDT #2626 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

My unmentionables are so boring today that they shall remain unmentioned.


Fay - May 04, 2006 10:03:13 am PDT #2627 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

...and suddenly I remember when I first found the Buffistas, over on WorldCrossing, where there were the cute little avatar things, and they all looked like regular people, and then there was this magnificent one that looked like some kind of queen from a movie I'd love to watch, and it turned out that this was Jilli in everyday Jilliwear.

I don't think that the sense of awe has ever truly left me...


ChiKat - May 04, 2006 10:03:40 am PDT #2628 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Runs to Cafe Press and makes bumper sticker and t-shirt.

Honey, you can carve it in stone. That dictate is in perpetuity.


erikaj - May 04, 2006 10:05:41 am PDT #2629 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Billytea can be funny in the whitefont. And also, partially right. And that is a *thespian* cameo to you, billytea.


beekaytee - May 04, 2006 10:05:41 am PDT #2630 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

Merciful heavens I want Jilli's sense of style. Or a coffee table book of photos of her everyday life. So much more elegant/graceful/wellputtogether and fishnetty than mine ever was/will be.

Sigh.

Thank all the gods some women are holding a high standard for individual style. Me? shamefully void of any style at all.


Atropa - May 04, 2006 10:07:33 am PDT #2631 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Look at you nice people, saying nice things about me! I'm just going to sit over here and blush a brilliant pink color, don't mind me.


EpicTangent - May 04, 2006 10:13:51 am PDT #2632 of 10002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

My unmentionables are so boring today that they shall remain unmentioned.

Well, unspecified, at least.

Merciful heavens I want Jilli's sense of style. Or a coffee table book of photos of her everyday life. So much more elegant/graceful/wellputtogether and fishnetty than mine ever was/will be.

Indeed.

Look at you nice people, saying nice things about me! I'm just going to sit over here and blush a brilliant pink color

To match the petticoat!