Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - May 04, 2006 9:08:10 am PDT #2606 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

So I'm playing D&D this evening, and they decide (for reasons I don't recall, but I'm sure they were very good) that everyone should be a Batman villain.

"So who should William be?"
"He can be the Joker."
"Nah, my girlfriend calls me Penguin, so..."


ChiKat - May 04, 2006 9:12:06 am PDT #2607 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Bra: pale, baby blue cotton. Panties: white cotton. Mmmm....breathable cotton.....

That's all I really have to report. How sad is that?


billytea - May 04, 2006 9:14:35 am PDT #2608 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

That's all I really have to report. How sad is that?

Well, you did report panting panties, and I don't think anyone else went there. "Now that's what I call an obscene phone call!"


ChiKat - May 04, 2006 9:16:57 am PDT #2609 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Now I'm a bit freaked out at the thought that my panties are panting.

You! Panties! Stop it down there!


Aims - May 04, 2006 9:20:23 am PDT #2610 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Bra - black and old. Needs replacing. THe fabric has worn away from the underwire. Good Lord.

Undies - cute coral bikinis from VS with a little rhinestone flower on my left hip.


billytea - May 04, 2006 9:22:29 am PDT #2611 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

He's calling from inside your pants!!


P.M. Marc - May 04, 2006 9:28:34 am PDT #2612 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

This: [link]

In beige.

It's a 38F, left over from pregnancy, and at least it fits, right? (I've gone down slightly now that we're into the extended portion of BF.)


Nicole - May 04, 2006 9:30:37 am PDT #2613 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!

One of my co-workers just loaned me season one of House. I've yet to watch a single episode on the teevee and I'm only excited because so many people I know love it so very much.


EpicTangent - May 04, 2006 9:33:50 am PDT #2614 of 10002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

One of my co-workers just loaned me season one of House. I've yet to watch a single episode on the teevee and I'm only excited because so many people I know love it so very much.

You'll love it! 'Cuz the snark. And the HOTT. And the Pretty. And some more snark.

Oh, and there's something about, like, medicine or something, too.


ChiKat - May 04, 2006 9:36:52 am PDT #2615 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

He's calling from inside your pants!!

Great. Now I'm gonna have to go commando for the rest of the day.