You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Calli - May 04, 2006 8:46:16 am PDT #2595 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm fond of Jack McCoy, but I'd prefer Dr. Skoda. I have a voice thing.

Like erikaj I wouldn't kick Dr. House out of bed either. However, I think I've figured out the best way to handle the Wilson issue: threesome. Everybody's happy and every body's happy.


Steph L. - May 04, 2006 8:46:56 am PDT #2596 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

It is totally craxy. And don't tell anyone, but....

I'm not praying!


DavidS - May 04, 2006 8:47:04 am PDT #2597 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But he IS wearing a salmon on his head.

It's more of a trout.


Steph L. - May 04, 2006 8:47:43 am PDT #2598 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

It's more of a trout.

Now that's just fucked up.


Frankenbuddha - May 04, 2006 8:55:39 am PDT #2599 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

But he IS wearing a salmon on his head.

It's more of a trout.

Now that's just fucked up.

Inevitably....I'm wearing a salmon on my head right now, AIFG!!!!


Frankenbuddha - May 04, 2006 8:56:29 am PDT #2600 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Also...

It's more of a trout.

So it's some sort of replica?


beth b - May 04, 2006 8:56:34 am PDT #2601 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

no fish and no bra... am I even allowed here anymore?


JZ - May 04, 2006 8:57:12 am PDT #2602 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Bra report: Pink. Pastel pink. The softest, palest, babiest, most Easter egg pastel pink thing I have ever owned in my life. It seriously clashes with my pale-yet-olive skin tone, but I am at peace with this because it FITS, and it may be the wrong color but at least it's the wrong color with lace, and not the wrong color and depressingly industrial.

Happy birthday, Mr. Sparky!

All those dresses and corset skirts and pirate coats and all the rest of it look utterly amazing, and the Bitches will be truly resplendent in all of it. I'm being too stern with my own budget to even consider any of it, drat the thing. I'll have to content myself with thoughts of the F2F shirt I ordered yesterday, though it's just not quite the same. There's no way to fit a crinoline under even an XXL Cafepress shirt.


-t - May 04, 2006 8:57:28 am PDT #2603 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Tep playing hooky from Nat'l Prayer Day is cracking me up.


Aims - May 04, 2006 9:03:53 am PDT #2604 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I should code invoices, hand them over for signing, and file.

I don't feel like doing either.