I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


EpicTangent - May 03, 2006 11:44:54 am PDT #2476 of 10002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I love when I'm wearing cute underwear. It gives me a smile whenever I'm in the restroom. Cute panties rock!

Yes! You understand.


erikaj - May 03, 2006 12:22:29 pm PDT #2477 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Yeah...it takes me a second to not think like a Homicide fan when I read that, especially since cop talk is completely filled with innuendo and slash between partners. At least in Baltimore. (I write that because on the internets, there is generally always somebody who'll say their brother was a patrolman in Park City and she never noticed any such thing, or something.) But it seems a fairly common cop trait.


Cass - May 03, 2006 12:37:37 pm PDT #2478 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

All bow before Plei in matters of makeup.

My new Alima foundation powder is fabulous. They also sampled me with three additional eyeshadows (champagne, cafe and prosecco) to play with. I'm going to try a couple of the other foundation shades and then I am their bitch. And customer. Because easy makeup that feels great and actually comes in colors that *match* my skin? So. very. there.


Glamcookie - May 03, 2006 12:58:33 pm PDT #2479 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Yes! You understand.

I'm glad we're not alone in our panty freakiness. I have wondered if others do that, too. "Look at my new cute stripey panties! So adorable!"


ChiKat - May 03, 2006 1:04:40 pm PDT #2480 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I wearing cute pink panties with a hot pink bow. Wanna see?


ChiKat - May 03, 2006 1:13:58 pm PDT #2481 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Okay, okay, I promise to put my dress down. Will everyone come back now?


EpicTangent - May 03, 2006 1:15:51 pm PDT #2482 of 10002
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Aww, drat! I missed the "Foundations" Fashion Show!


DavidS - May 03, 2006 1:19:11 pm PDT #2483 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Will everyone come back now?

Maybe if you flashed your panties at us one more time.


ChiKat - May 03, 2006 1:21:44 pm PDT #2484 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

tosses dress over head, runs around thread tossing glitter


ChiKat - May 03, 2006 1:23:11 pm PDT #2485 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Oh!! Even better, photograhic evidence!

These [link] are the panties I'm wearing today. Cute and demure.