Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - May 02, 2006 8:14:00 pm PDT #2421 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Sleeping baby and a laptop is sort of like a beer after really good sex. Total relaxation.

Mom bought Naughty Origami at Powell's for an uncle-in-law. The book is fabulous, but I had to explain what one design was. Threeway - one behind and one in front. I need more wine.


Steph L. - May 02, 2006 8:19:39 pm PDT #2422 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Plei, a sleeping squeakaboo is BETTER than having beer.

So it looks like I'll be in Cincinnati in November for a couple of weeks. My old grad school has asked me to come back and do the sound design for their fall musical.

t does the dance of ND back in the 'hood....

Seriously, Drew -- you will not believe all the renovations to the campus/Clifton area. Some good (new undergrad dorms on Jefferson that look really nice and not like hellholes), and some questionable (Chicago Gyros had a renovation that made it all clean and fancy and yuppie). And there are now approximately 10,000 Indian restaurants in Clifton.

ION, The Boy = YUM.


beth b - May 02, 2006 8:27:45 pm PDT #2423 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

ION, The Boy = YUM.

some statements are good to see


WindSparrow - May 02, 2006 9:03:30 pm PDT #2424 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

One of the squashes committed suicide in the microwave and barfed its squash-y guts up.

Cass, I need this for my next tag, pretty please?


beekaytee - May 02, 2006 9:43:02 pm PDT #2425 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

I am so there, Anne.
Sincerely,
Crampy McParanoiapants

So me. And I'm so there with y'all, it isn't even funny. Well. I suppose someone observing my behavior, or my night-before the flood sleepless delirium might find it funny. In a not ha-ha sort of way.

And erika? Don't rightly knowya, but boring? That seems as unlikely as Munch cracking a smile for no good reason. I love your Homicidamania and, frankly, am seriously nicknaming my sweetie "Bunky." Seriously. I've already tried it out once. Think it might stick.

Exploding squash! Squash is comedy gold, I tell ya. Years ago, I saw a print of a bunch of crooknecked squash decked out like an operating room crew. The squash on the table had a surgical drape and artistically applied ketchup. Absolutely killed me.


Fay - May 02, 2006 9:55:50 pm PDT #2426 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Hey, some glitter shoes are just fine. Especially black glitter shoes. Or red glitter ballet flats.

I really do want and need ballet flats. Especially glittery ones. And, on a related note, I would kill to own glittery Dorothy slippers.

Kill.

IJS.


-t - May 02, 2006 11:16:08 pm PDT #2427 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

t runs through thread wearing only tiara and glittery ruby slippers


Fay - May 02, 2006 11:36:46 pm PDT #2428 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

chases -t through the thread, moving speedily by virtue of her trainers. cackles madly.

although, in reality, I'm sitting here eating koshary.

Mmmmmm koshary! Starchiest of all known foodstuffs! Cheapest of Egyptian food! Rice, macaroni, 2 kinds of noodles, lentils, chickpeas and crispy fried onions, served with a tomato sauce and chili and/or garlic according to one's taste.

It couldn't be starchier. Well, short of being stuffed into a bun and served with fries.

Mmmmm koshary.


Fay - May 02, 2006 11:43:18 pm PDT #2429 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

serial:

Apparently the best way to guage what a school is like is to do a quick goth count.


Anne W. - May 03, 2006 1:01:51 am PDT #2430 of 10002
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Gronk. Still hormonal, but feeling much less paranoid. I greatly appreciated the sympathy, the empathy, and the compliments.