I am a large, semi-muscular man. I can take it. Don't hide behind Mal 'cause you know he'll shoot it down for you. Tell me.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - May 01, 2006 7:47:31 pm PDT #2270 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

And waiting for a cunning fairy penguin to sweep me off my feet...

You may be waiting a while. Insanely cute they may be, but cunning is not their strong suit. Self-preservation is barely their strong suit.


Trudy Booth - May 01, 2006 7:53:02 pm PDT #2271 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Self-preservation is barely their strong suit.

Do they, like, crash into stationary objects while walking across rooms?


billytea - May 01, 2006 7:55:49 pm PDT #2272 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Do they, like, crash into stationary objects while walking across rooms?

It's tremendously entertaining to watch them trying to walk across the beach, but at the moment, let's just say they have a problem with heights. Both resisting them, and finding a way down from them that doesn't involve landing on their head.


Spidra Webster - May 01, 2006 8:08:40 pm PDT #2273 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Ah thank dog, I managed to troubleshoot the problems I had installing my speech recognition software. Unfortunately, it's going to take extensive training before the recognition rate is good enough to actually be of use to me. For instance, it has taken me more than five minutes to dictatethis because I have had to correct things so much.


WindSparrow - May 01, 2006 8:36:57 pm PDT #2274 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Or a Use By date since it is unopened.
No Use By date that I can see. Daniel said he'd eat them tomorrow. Presumably he won't if they smell icky when he opens the package - managed to not die of food poisoning all those years before he met me.


Cass - May 01, 2006 8:38:29 pm PDT #2275 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Do they, like, crash into stationary objects while walking across rooms?
Standing. Right. HERE.


P.M. Marc - May 01, 2006 8:40:12 pm PDT #2276 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

My boss uses speech software a lot of the time. Occasionally, this leads to hilarious mistranslations.

Sadly, they'd all take too much explaining to share, drat it.


WindSparrow - May 01, 2006 8:44:44 pm PDT #2277 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

I just realized I need to go to bed. Ha! I have to go to work tomorrow. Heeheheheheheheheheheh.

Thank G-d! I was getting sooo bored of endless napping, reading up on online stuff, and occasional gardening.


Spidra Webster - May 01, 2006 8:46:18 pm PDT #2278 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I've owned speech recognition software of one sort or another for 10 years. I mostly don't use it because of the frustration. Plus dictation is a lot different than writing out of your head. It kinda messes with my writing style. Also you really need to learn to speak a certain way or you thrash your voice. However, since my workplace (or future workplace) is unlikely to allow me to use speech recognition software that makes it all the more important that I use it to give my hands a rest at home. I cannot keep having massively painful RSI flareups like this. Not only does it hurt like hell and cost me money (any money I have on-hand goes to triage), but it really endangers my ability to make a living. (And I typed all this myself so I could make this post somewhere before post #2645.)

Yes, speech recognition software can make some pretty hilarious mistakes.


Fay - May 01, 2006 9:13:40 pm PDT #2279 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

waves at Mama Cass. giggles.

Here they've got a McGreek (which is the McDonald's version of souvlaki and to be avoided), espresso, an interesting seafood menu for Lent, and of course, the Artery Buster Parfait.

We have a McArabia and a McKofta.