I gave her everything... jewels, beautiful dresses -- with beautiful girls in them.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Apr 29, 2006 8:14:33 am PDT #1953 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I am unable to make any decision by myself. Which of these shoes:

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to go with this dress: [link] ?

Please to be advising.

Or none of those. Dammit. I don't like anything.


brenda m - Apr 29, 2006 8:19:05 am PDT #1954 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Hmmm. I think I like the second ones best. I couldn't take two steps in the third. Well, I could, but it would be pretty funny.


Aims - Apr 29, 2006 8:21:20 am PDT #1955 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

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These too casual for the dress?


Fay - Apr 29, 2006 8:21:23 am PDT #1956 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

So, at the risk of sounding too much like Hecuporn, I was wondering about getting my hair cut when I get to San Francisco. It's a month since I last had it cut, and it was SO nice getting it cut by an English-speaking person in the Western world, rather than doing the whole wave-hands-and-draw-sketches-and-pray routine. The last time I got it cut here it was butchered, to the point that I eventually cracked and put my hands over my head and yelled "stop! stop! enough! no more!" in panic-stricken Arabic. So I'm sort of tempted to leave it another month and then get it cut in SF.

Is this a bad idea? 'Cause I'll arrive with my hair looking crappy, I guess, but then I could have the whole fun of having it cut in the Western world, which would rock... is it expensive? Is it impractical?


vw bug - Apr 29, 2006 8:22:21 am PDT #1957 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

Oh, Aimee, I LOVE those last ones!


brenda m - Apr 29, 2006 8:25:01 am PDT #1958 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I don't think so.

Fay, that sounds like a great idea - I'm sure a localista can advise on where/who to go to.


Typo Boy - Apr 29, 2006 8:31:02 am PDT #1959 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Fay in consulting localistas you probably should define "expensive". I've read some non-rich Buffistas casually mention very interesting numbers when discussing hair care.


Lee - Apr 29, 2006 8:33:29 am PDT #1960 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I like the second pair, or the 4th pair, Aimee.

Fay, I'm sure some of the SFers would be able to recommend places. (Mine is much too far south of SF to be useful).

Speaking of which, today has just been incredibly stupid and gross so far, and I need distraction. I am getting my hair done this afternoon, and I think I am going to change the color.

What color would people recommend? Maybe a chestnut brown?

Also, if a dress is 46 inches from the waist to the hem, and I am only about 42 inches, would a crinoline and heels be enough to make up the difference, or would I probably need to get it hemmed?


brenda m - Apr 29, 2006 8:45:25 am PDT #1961 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I think the crinoline will make up most of the difference, but Jilli or JZ might be me able to opine based on actual knowledge.


JZ - Apr 29, 2006 8:49:13 am PDT #1962 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I think a crinoline and heels ought to fix it, probably. I have a ballgown-length crinoline you can borrow if you want to test that theory.