How DID my panties end up in the ice bucket?!
I don't think I want to know where the champagne bottle wound up.
I don't give a good gorram about relevant, Wash. Or objective. And I ain't so afraid of losing something that I ain't gonna try to have it. You and I would make one beautiful baby. And I want to meet that child one day. Period.
Zoe ,'Heart Of Gold'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
billytea - Apr 26, 2006 8:29:03 pm PDT #1607 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
billytea - Apr 26, 2006 8:30:48 pm PDT #1608 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
And, oh god, BT's making up bad boobie rhymes.
I really wish you hadn't said that, I have Groove Armada on the iPod right now. "I see you boobie / Shakni' that ass / Shakin' that ass / Shakin' that ass" How does that even work?
Volans - Apr 26, 2006 8:30:54 pm PDT #1609 of 10002
move out and draw fire
And Hec hestitated to post a porn link...@@
Congrats on the nummy boys, Erin and Tep.
Congrats on the money jobs, Andi and debet.
I am off to work. Ever wish that the workplace was set up something like the Mongol Horde? I'd totally be challenging for dominance right now.
Strix - Apr 26, 2006 8:33:57 pm PDT #1610 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Pfftui! I need no champagne for the crazy monkey love!
Wanna hear something scandalous? I forgot the papers I graded were on the bed.
That's right. I know. I KNOW.
billytea - Apr 26, 2006 8:41:49 pm PDT #1611 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Wanna hear something scandalous? I forgot the papers I graded were on the bed.
So you're saying that they're now graded and marked?
I've been marking some papers too. There's this one question, you have to set up an investment portfolio under some constraints, see how much extra return you can get. The answer's 2.2% p.a. Anyway, one candidate made a simple error, mixed up monthly figures with annual figures, and wound up saying they expected to get about 38%. Which, ok, the error was simple, but if you're looking at a pretty conservative investment strategy, returns well into the double digits should be a warning sign you've taken a wrong turning.
So I told Brendan about this, because I found it a little bit funny that they didn't notice how optimistc they were being. Next night I mark another paper. They expect to get a return of 5 million percent. I have to say, it put the first paper in perspective. Brendan suggested I write in the comments "The only explanation I can come up with is that you had sex for the first time the night you wrote this."
Strix - Apr 26, 2006 8:43:10 pm PDT #1612 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
So you're saying that they're now graded and marked?
I think I avoided THAT, but those quizzes and summaries are certainly traumatized...
beth b - Apr 26, 2006 8:43:23 pm PDT #1613 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
watch out for knives, erin.
even though I didn't see the boy.
Tep's boy meets both beth and Matt's approval.
DH is on codine ( emergency root canal) and he is makeing me type "breasts can be described by a 4th order equation, 5th if yo include the movement ( and who doesn't) " Now he is claiming that this was a college assignment.
congradulations debetease and windsparrow.
and the fabric was cute, vw.
Spidra Webster - Apr 26, 2006 8:45:59 pm PDT #1614 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
That's some good shit they gave Matt, isn't it, beth?
Pix - Apr 26, 2006 9:10:10 pm PDT #1615 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Wanna hear something scandalous? I forgot the papers I graded were on the bed.
That's right. I know. I KNOW.
Erin, please excuse me while I collapse in hopeless laughter over here. Love it. LOVE it.
Emily - Apr 27, 2006 1:24:38 am PDT #1616 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
if you're looking at a pretty conservative investment strategy, returns well into the double digits should be a warning sign you've taken a wrong turning.
So it's not just high school students? I gave a question on a quiz that said, it costs $30 to tile a 15 x 10 floor, how much does it cost to tile a 12x8 floor? I got a range of answers, none less than the correct answer, going all the way up to $3,870.
The what now?? How does it not occur to you that that's wrong?