The boobs that I have are plentiful enough, if lacking in a certain excess quantity of nipples.
Pfft. Somewhere, your 3rd grade English teacher is drinking straight from the cat dish.
I think what my daughter's trying to say is: nyah nyah nyah nyah.
Joyce ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
billytea - Apr 26, 2006 7:38:50 pm PDT #1571 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
WindSparrow - Apr 26, 2006 7:38:57 pm PDT #1572 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Incidentally, the mammal with the most breasts (or nipples at least) is the tenrec, which fronts up (so to speak) with up to 24 of the things.
And male tenrecs all wonder what the fuck they need 24 of the damn things for.
Yay, new job for Debet! Also, yay new job for me - training starts on Tuesday.
Cass - Apr 26, 2006 7:42:12 pm PDT #1573 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Somewhere, your 3rd grade English teacher is drinking straight from the cat dish.He's dead. And was a family friend. So him thinking about my potential boobs is creepy.
Also I think he was gay.
billytea - Apr 26, 2006 7:43:03 pm PDT #1574 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
And male tenrecs all wonder what the fuck they need 24 of the damn things for.
Yeah, males are famous for bemoaning the excess abundance of breasts.
Meanwhile, the Tassie devil can have over two dozen offspring in a litter, but has only four nipples.
Spidra Webster - Apr 26, 2006 7:43:20 pm PDT #1575 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
~ma for MFNLaw
Great news on the job, WindSparrow! (And thanks for sending the surplus jobma my way.)
Maria - Apr 26, 2006 7:44:22 pm PDT #1576 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Thanks, Spidra!
Congratulations Andi! I hope this one treats you better than the old one.
Edit: And loads of job~ma Bay area-bound. See? I'm not always self-centered.
billytea - Apr 26, 2006 7:46:18 pm PDT #1577 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
He's dead. And was a family friend. So him thinking about my potential boobs is creepy.
He's thinking about your grammar, you ninny.
Trudy Booth - Apr 26, 2006 7:47:43 pm PDT #1578 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Her grammar had a nice rack too, actually.
Pix - Apr 26, 2006 7:49:22 pm PDT #1579 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I love Bitches tonight. You all have had me giggling for the past three hours.
Maria - Apr 26, 2006 7:50:04 pm PDT #1580 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Better today, sorella?