And what? We show up at her house, tell her we love her and she needs help, and then goons hold her down while we tape foam rubber to any hard angles or protrusions?I have lots of bubble wrap left over from my move.
So there is something I can do, besides scream like a woman?
Wesley ,'Chosen'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Cass - Apr 26, 2006 5:46:32 pm PDT #1548 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Cass - Apr 26, 2006 5:47:13 pm PDT #1549 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Cass: tell me! tell me!You forgot that I could hear you typing.
Nicole - Apr 26, 2006 5:47:22 pm PDT #1550 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!
I found a huge bruise on my leg earlier this evening. No clue where it came from or how long it has been there. I don't even have cool stories like ita does. I have stories that either start or end with, "I walked into a _____." Usually it's a wall. Or a door.
I was tired. I went to bed. Five minutes later I was wide awake. So fun.
DCJensen - Apr 26, 2006 6:16:11 pm PDT #1551 of 10002
All is well that ends in pizza.
Damn, now I want to go in retrospect:
Ye Olde Geek Show Draws Thousands
SAN MATEO, California -- A high-tech version of an old county fair brought hundreds of inventors out of their garages this weekend, to show off such innovations as an iPod jukebox, a power-sander-turned-race-car and a vegetable-oil-powered supercomputer.
Nicole - Apr 26, 2006 6:37:55 pm PDT #1552 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!
Congrats on taking the job, Debet!
Stupid place I ordered food from over the weekend is trying to double charge me. I used my debit card and there's one charge for the amount of the food and one for the amount of the food with tip. Grrr. Not sure if I need to bitch to the bank first or the food place.
amych - Apr 26, 2006 6:41:16 pm PDT #1553 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Shoes! Corsets! Kinky pirates! New jobs! Bubble wrap! UNFORTUNATELYDELETEDPICTURESOFBOYS! I love my bitches!
Ginger - Apr 26, 2006 6:50:46 pm PDT #1554 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I missed the Boy.
I was at an excellent play, "Intimate Apparel," which features a number of corsets. I thought of y'all.
Spidra Webster - Apr 26, 2006 6:53:32 pm PDT #1555 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Congrats, Debet! I don't know where you're living now so I don't know how huge a move it is, but it sounds nice.
billytea - Apr 26, 2006 7:03:53 pm PDT #1556 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Hampster ball for Cass! Padded hampster ball!
Awww. Cute little hamsters in formal wear.
DebetEsse - Apr 26, 2006 7:04:25 pm PDT #1557 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Maryland. I'm near DC, so it's a big move. Fortunately, IN, where the rest of my stuff lives, is right on the way!
Thanks!