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'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Apr 26, 2006 4:05:46 pm PDT #1522 of 10002
Mostly lurking...

You're gonna rock.

Cindy is very smart. I agree.

I also missed Erin's boy pictures. I am sad.

BUT! I have the most fun fabric EVAH! [link] I'm hoping it's going to go with next month's quilt, which it should. I just had to have it.


meara - Apr 26, 2006 4:07:53 pm PDT #1523 of 10002

My math prof sister was telling me today that one of her students came to office hours to explain why she (student) couldn't concentrate on her math work. It's because her parents implanted a device in her brain when she was 14 to spy on her, but the device has gone haywire and now she can hear the conversations of a homeless man in LA.

What Cash said--and college is definitely a time when schizophrenia is likely to emerge. Ouch.

In other news, I'm annoyed--there's an eyeglasses store that has frames I really like, but the salespeople there are annoying and bitchy, so I don't feel like giving them my business. But they're the only store in town that sells those frames--there are a few stores in NYC, according to the manufacturer, but...


P.M. Marc - Apr 26, 2006 4:11:01 pm PDT #1524 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Erin! I keep missing The BOY!

My new diapers came today. Mmm. Hemp fleece. So soft, so nice, so made with aplix (velcro) so as to better apply to squirmy bottoms for night use.

Sadly, my new batch of hemp inserts aren't here yet. But I'm washing dipes tonight, so it'll be good.

Gronk.


billytea - Apr 26, 2006 4:14:24 pm PDT #1525 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Well, I, too, believe there is no boy. He is only an image that my daughter implanted in my brain two years ago of a fairy penguin, so that I wouldn't question the dates she brought home.

Ooh, that's cunning. It would totally work!


Cass - Apr 26, 2006 4:23:19 pm PDT #1526 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

No, honey. You don't have to vacuum. Let me send my houseboy Jimmy over there to do it for you. I'll tell him to bring bon bons, too.
Now you tell me... I whined and then I got over myself and went and vacuumed. But Jimmy can still bring the bon bons. I feel peckish.
You're gonna rock.
I'm with Cindy.
My new diapers came today. Mmm. Hemp fleece. So soft, so nice, so made with aplix (velcro) so as to better apply to squirmy bottoms for night use.
My BiL suggested cloth and I think my sister nearly choked him on the spot. Then again, she has laundry that you can measure by tens of cubic feet. Still, only thing I have every liked about him.
Ooh, that's cunning.
I want a cunning fairy penguin to sweep me off my feet...


billytea - Apr 26, 2006 4:29:16 pm PDT #1527 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I want a cunning fairy penguin to sweep me off my feet...

They're not that big. I think the best it could hope for would be getting you to trip over it.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 26, 2006 4:29:18 pm PDT #1528 of 10002
What is even happening?

My new diapers came today. Mmm. Hemp fleece. So soft, so nice, so made with aplix (velcro) so as to better apply to squirmy bottoms for night use.

Lilly's ass is grass?


Topic!Cindy - Apr 26, 2006 4:31:54 pm PDT #1529 of 10002
What is even happening?

*sigh* nobody gets me. I'm going to eat cookies and torture myself with a rewatch of last night's Veronica Mars.


billytea - Apr 26, 2006 4:34:43 pm PDT #1530 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Lilly's ass is grass?

Well now, Ple didn't say that Lily's new diapers came today...


P.M. Marc - Apr 26, 2006 4:36:44 pm PDT #1531 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Lilly's ass is grass?

Only at night!

But yes.