These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Maria - Apr 26, 2006 1:41:46 pm PDT #1473 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Ahh, all is right in the world. We're talking about fetishes, and shoes, corsets, and fishnets in Bitches. Oooh, and the makeup! Lipstick is a balm for the weary soul!


JZ - Apr 26, 2006 1:42:30 pm PDT #1474 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Fine-looking boy!

I hate to say it because I still long for you to move out here eventually, but Ohio really is seeming less awful for you than it used to, what with pirate-themed events and hot shoe-lovin' boys who appreciate your spicy brains and all.


Strix - Apr 26, 2006 1:43:53 pm PDT #1475 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Lipstick is a balm for the weary soul!

Dude, and I keep putting it on my LIPS!


Steph L. - Apr 26, 2006 1:46:50 pm PDT #1476 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Erin, he looks like a big teddy bear whose stuffing is not cotton batting but supreme deviousness.

And yo, I love that skirt.

Jessica London: [link] Though that may be too big for you.


Maria - Apr 26, 2006 1:47:55 pm PDT #1477 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Lipstick is a balm for the weary soul!

Dude, and I keep putting it on my LIPS!

I know! They don't tell everyone about its other mystical properties. The gods of Sephora only saw fit to inform me a few years ago.


Strix - Apr 26, 2006 1:48:18 pm PDT #1478 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

He's actually lost a little weight and is quite...er...firm.

And I KNEW I'd seen that skirt somewhere!


Steph L. - Apr 26, 2006 1:49:20 pm PDT #1479 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

He's actually lost a little weight and is quite...er...firm.

I meant teddy bear in the huggable sense, not the squishy sense. That center of pure deviousness *does* require a certain solidness, you know.


Cashmere - Apr 26, 2006 1:52:11 pm PDT #1480 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

And, to be completely Likes Carrots, here's a picture of The Boy:

Oh, Teppalina! He's adorable (the evil grin makes it!).


Maria - Apr 26, 2006 1:52:32 pm PDT #1481 of 10002
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Steph and Erin have found themselves a couple of hotties. It's getting a little warm in here.


Strix - Apr 26, 2006 1:52:40 pm PDT #1482 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

That center of pure deviousness *does* require a certain solidness, you know.

Hmmm. Yes, I know of the solid. Hence the fishnets...