Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.

Spike ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Apr 26, 2006 9:19:17 am PDT #1381 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That's great news, Laura. So glad it went so well.


SuziQ - Apr 26, 2006 9:21:19 am PDT #1382 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Great news Laura.

Nice to see the world smiling at the bitches and families - at least for the moment.


Aims - Apr 26, 2006 9:22:20 am PDT #1383 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

YAY Laura and bug's mommy!


ChiKat - Apr 26, 2006 9:25:05 am PDT #1384 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay to vw's mom and Laura!!

Very bummed he couldn't keep the removed part of scalp.

Bobby is such a boy. I love it.


Laura - Apr 26, 2006 9:26:07 am PDT #1385 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

It would be nice if all doctors were required to go to personality school. It makes such a difference.


Aims - Apr 26, 2006 9:28:48 am PDT #1386 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dear Jackhole Tenants -

Not calling me back makes me even more testy and irritated than if you called me and said, "Whoops, I'm a jackhole. I'll send ti right now." I'd really rather not spens my days calling you. I'd rather search for knock-off Michael Kors shoes and dresses and make-up and all thing frivolous. So, do a girl a favor? Call her back and tell her why you decided to place your ginormous head up your very tiny behind and NOT PAY YOUR FUCKING RENT FUCKERS.

Love, kisses and a kick in the nuts,

Aimee, Your friendly neighborhood accountant


Typo Boy - Apr 26, 2006 9:29:31 am PDT #1387 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

In terms of luch thieves. I used to work in an office where the company President would steal people's food and eat it front them as a joke. This included orange juice kept in the refrigerator by a diabetic in case she got low blood sugar. (For those who don't know, even though diabetes is high blood sugar, diabetics can suffer unexpected sugar drops as well.) The next day she brought in a home made frosted cup-cake, which she left until stolen. It was frosted with ex-lax.


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 9:30:24 am PDT #1388 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

At my last job, the bosses said clearly that anything left in the fridge overnight was theirs for the picking.

Annoying, but at least above board.


DCJensen - Apr 26, 2006 9:33:04 am PDT #1389 of 10002
All is well that ends in pizza.

It would be nice if all doctors were required to go to personality school. It makes such a difference.

Indeed.

Some doctors seem to be bioscience geeks that had to pick a major, and the most lucrative seemed to be a medical doctor.


ChiKat - Apr 26, 2006 9:34:27 am PDT #1390 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

The big doings at work I mentioned yesterday? Now that it's been officially announced, I can share. My tiny, private, family-owned company is being bought out by a Big, Public Firm. They insist that we will be operating independently within one of the Firm's groups and that they don't want to fix what ain't broken, but color me skeptical. We'll see how it goes and what happens.

The best line from the press release:

All [my company] employees will be retained.