I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Spidra Webster - Apr 25, 2006 6:43:40 pm PDT #1278 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Beth, why doesn't that mean you get Chicken Cordon Bleu?


WindSparrow - Apr 25, 2006 6:48:34 pm PDT #1279 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

The hair color fairy was very good to Cashmere and sj, but for ignoring beth, we shall have to taunt her.

Harvey is sitting next to my computer, purring up a storm. All y'all that need the purr-vibes, open wide.


beth b - Apr 25, 2006 6:50:57 pm PDT #1280 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Beth, why doesn't that mean you get Chicken Cordon Bleu

this is the putting together stage. tomorrow is the cooking. but I am being entertainted by the youngest on e- who is making oragami things. Including a trampoline fo rlaunchign marbles


Spidra Webster - Apr 25, 2006 6:52:15 pm PDT #1281 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

An origami marble-launching trampoline? That's...innovative.


Cass - Apr 25, 2006 7:02:22 pm PDT #1282 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

the youngest on e- who is making oragami things. Including a trampoline fo rlaunchign marbles
So ... how young? Cause he's darling.

I have achieved milk. And tomatoes. And a little flirtage with the checkout guy.


billytea - Apr 25, 2006 7:03:50 pm PDT #1283 of 10002
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

this is the putting together stage. tomorrow is the cooking. but I am being entertainted by the youngest on e- who is making oragami things. Including a trampoline fo rlaunchign marbles

Find out where he got the design! Inquiring minds want to know!


Spidra Webster - Apr 25, 2006 7:05:01 pm PDT #1284 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Very nice, Cass. I'm trying to shift myself as well. I desperately need high quality sugar-free chocolate and only Whole Foods has it at this hour.


Spidra Webster - Apr 25, 2006 7:59:53 pm PDT #1285 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I just spent $40 on 9 sugar-free chocolate bars. 5 were a very nice Belgian brand and 4 were an American brand that's cheaper. I feel awful about it, but I think it's the only way I'm going to get through this fortnight of trying to induce ketosis. At least I'm not addicted to heroin. That would be a more expensive habit.

eta: And about half of the Belgian ones are going to my mom for Mother's Day.


Cass - Apr 25, 2006 8:22:01 pm PDT #1286 of 10002
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Whatever it takes to get you through the night ketosis, Spidra.

For me? It's late and I need to make a sandwich. Because I am crazy hungry.


Pix - Apr 25, 2006 8:45:51 pm PDT #1287 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Cass, you still around? If so, can you hop on YIM for a minute or two?