I hear they shrink in cold water.
Nope, that's penises. Oh, yeah, they shrink in HOT water!
Nope, that's cotton. I got huthin.
Haven't you killed me enough for one day?
Mal ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Strix - Apr 24, 2006 2:39:11 pm PDT #1010 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Laura - Apr 24, 2006 2:42:07 pm PDT #1011 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
Eeep Mumps! Eeep Ticks! Eeep Growing Boobs! This is a scary place!
Except for Emmett, who is so not scary but totally adorable in that picture.
Jars - Apr 24, 2006 2:45:58 pm PDT #1012 of 10002
No offense, Jars, but I always forget that you are a woman.
Heh. Me too, a lot of the time. Stupid boobs.
Katerina Bee - Apr 24, 2006 2:58:38 pm PDT #1013 of 10002
Herding cats for fun
North American Fruit Explorers
Sounds almost unbelievably cool to me. I wish some of them would stop by in the fall and take away the 400 lbs. of quince that falls into my yard.
Strix - Apr 24, 2006 3:06:13 pm PDT #1014 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Laura! I just checked my mail. You sweet thang! Thank you for the sweeter-than-pie note and the Swagnet! I'm so sad I won't be coming to the F2F!!!
KISSES!
Laura - Apr 24, 2006 3:11:28 pm PDT #1015 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
Smooches back at ya! Ya know it isn't likely I'm going to be vacationing in KC any time soon, but you can always visit me in Florida.
Spidra Webster - Apr 24, 2006 3:20:20 pm PDT #1016 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Katerina, if you live in LA, call these guys [link] If you live in the Bay Area, Village Harvest picks backyard fruit for donation to the homeless, poor and elderly. [link]
Strix - Apr 24, 2006 3:29:16 pm PDT #1017 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I'll take you up on that sometime, Laura. If I don't have MUMPS! Or ticks, I guess. And if my boobs get any bigger, I'm gonna fucking suffocate
Spidra Webster - Apr 24, 2006 3:36:21 pm PDT #1018 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
NAFEX is cool and has a very informative listserv, but I should also put in a plug for a group I'm actually a member of - California Rare Fruit Growers. Despite the name, there are chapters and members in many places.
JZ - Apr 24, 2006 3:40:02 pm PDT #1019 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Ooh, Spidra, thanks. My dad lives in the Oakland hills and has quince trees in his backyard that produce much, much more than he can eat or bake. And I suspect he's not the only one in his neighborhood groaning under an overabundance of perplexing fruit. I'm'a send him that link right now.
Un-mumpsy-ma to Erin.