Do I wish I was somebody else right now. Somebody not... married, not madly in love with a beautiful woman who can kill me with her pinkie!

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 30, 2006 3:32:36 pm PDT #9601 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Swedish party = bork bork bork. That, or fish.

Sophia, I'm glad you went to the doctor! AND had to elevate your foot! The other day I saw a GL summary thing in the newspaper, and I was shocked to recognize the characters' names. But Lizzie has a baby?!??!?

I am all full of Mexican food and margaritas. Life is good.


sumi - May 30, 2006 3:33:08 pm PDT #9602 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Spike showed the second c.s.i. ever at 6 pm - I'd never seen it before!

Sophia - so glad you saw your doctor and got antibiotics and get to lounge and watch daytime tv.

Tom - whoo hoo for new furniture!

Theodosia -- how sucky. I hope when you get there you'll find your old computer still ready for you.

Perkins! - Did you laugh bitterly with the paralegal?


tommyrot - May 30, 2006 3:37:09 pm PDT #9603 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, and other good news - hardly any bleeding in my retina. Which is really good, as if there's too much they have to stop it with lasers, and that causes some permanent damage....


JZ - May 30, 2006 3:40:33 pm PDT #9604 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I want pictures of Tom jumping up and down on his new Swedish mattress.

I have no idea how the actual pictures will turn out (there will be actual pictures, right?), but in the pictures in my brain he is wearing patterned flannel pj's with little-kid cowboys on rocking horses shooting popguns. And there's a glass of milk and a plate of Oreos on the nightstand.

Or maybe a snifter of brandy, or just some good whiskey. The only thing I'm fussy about is the flannel pj's.


brenda m - May 30, 2006 3:43:25 pm PDT #9605 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I like JZ's brain.

Some very bad pictures of the very good view from my New Office: [link]

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Plus, I've been moved so far away from all the chatterers and kvetchers in the office that I may never see them again.


tommyrot - May 30, 2006 3:43:35 pm PDT #9606 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

but in the pictures in my brain he is wearing patterned flannel pj's with little-kid cowboys on rocking horses shooting popguns.

I read this as "cowboys on rocking horses shooting penguins." With popguns.


Jesse - May 30, 2006 3:44:23 pm PDT #9607 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You're so awesome, JZ.

I forgot to say, I bet I'm more excited for Scola's new furniture than he is.


bon bon - May 30, 2006 3:49:11 pm PDT #9608 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Some very bad pictures of the very good view from my New Office:

Very nice.

Plus, I've been moved so far away from all the chatterers and kvetchers in the office that I may never see them again.

God, I'm jealous.


Jesse - May 30, 2006 3:52:12 pm PDT #9609 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Nice view, brenda! I was being preemptively sad about that fact that my new office probably won't have any windows, when my mother pointed out the true fact that in the Modern World, I should be grateful just to have walls that go all the way to the ceiling.


Tom Scola - May 30, 2006 4:00:11 pm PDT #9610 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

When do you start your job, Jesse?