Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.

'Harm's Way'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


esse - May 30, 2006 7:47:26 am PDT #9528 of 10002
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

what are you up to, now? Do you have any plans, or what? Also, um, where are you now? Did you move after you graduated?

Right now I'm working in my hometown for the summer, and in August I'm moving to Ireland. From there, who knows? And that's just how I want it to be.


esse - May 30, 2006 7:55:56 am PDT #9529 of 10002
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Hey nycistas--this is where I want to go next time I'm in town: Ninja New York!

Ninja New York is a $3.5 million dollar, 6,000-square-foot recreation of two 18th-century, mountainside Japanese villages, Iga and Kouga, the birthplace of Ninja warrior lore. Ninja New York's sister restaurant, Ninja Akasaka, located in Tokyo, is extremely successful, and this Manhattan follower promises to duplicate that popularity. For its novelty alone, it will score big here. "Ninja New York is a one-of-a-kind, Japanese dining experience in New York. The restaurant took two years to complete," says Toshio Kabe, general manager. "In Japan, sister restaurant Ninja Akasaka is one of the hardest restaurants to be seated in, and we're sure that Ninja New York will be just as successful with the excellent quality of food, amazing service, and unique atmosphere."

...as your eyes adjust to the cave-like environs, the incongruously black-clad Ninjas -- or at least Ninja wannabes -- begin to appear.

Would you like to follow the "easy" or "difficult" path to your table, they ask. Do not be faint-hearted -- there is really nothing thorny about the hard road. You will be whisked via elevator down to the subterranean dining floor, across which your guide will lead you along a somewhat labyrinthine path to your table. With his recitation of an incantation here or a secret pass code there, a drawbridge will descend from the heavens to allow you to traverse the River of Frogs or a wall will move to reveal an intimate dining area.

coolest. restaurant. EVER.


amyth - May 30, 2006 7:58:37 am PDT #9530 of 10002
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

SA, I'll be slightly closer to you than usual this weekend. (Asheville)

::stretches arms::


Nilly - May 30, 2006 8:00:28 am PDT #9531 of 10002
Swouncing

in August I'm moving to Ireland.

Wow, how wonderful! For how long?

From there, who knows? And that's just how I want it to be.

It's lovely to read this. I hope the turns and bends in the road will have many great surprises for you!


Jessica - May 30, 2006 8:04:21 am PDT #9532 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

coolest. restaurant. EVER.

Sadly, the food has not been as well-reviewed as the atmosphere -- mediocre food should not cost $100/plate, ninja waiters or not.


Tom Scola - May 30, 2006 8:04:43 am PDT #9533 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

coolest. restaurant. EVER.

Unfortunately, the restaurant got a really bad review, and probably isn't worth the over $100-per-person pricetag.

[link]


Jessica - May 30, 2006 8:05:24 am PDT #9534 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

[HA to the NYC food-snob x-post!]


msbelle - May 30, 2006 8:06:31 am PDT #9535 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

novelty dining scares me.


bon bon - May 30, 2006 8:07:35 am PDT #9536 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Ninja's claim to fame is the withering review it got in the NYT. [link]

Cross-posted with everyone else...


bon bon - May 30, 2006 8:10:40 am PDT #9537 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

In this case they come armed not only with swords and sorcery but also with recipes, which may be their most dangerous weapons of all.

My question about whether there's really a ninja rule against recipes: as yet, unanswered.