I hate to break it to you, msbelle, but there are foot-lickers in NYC, too: [link]
We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
Mal ,'Serenity'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - May 24, 2006 5:50:08 am PDT #8796 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
sarameg - May 24, 2006 5:51:23 am PDT #8797 of 10002
as I do not have a car
It totally doesn't have to be your car. And I know for a fact there are cars in NYC. And that your ride in some of them.
eta: And Jesse brings even more evidence!
msbelle - May 24, 2006 5:54:10 am PDT #8798 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
doing the heeby jeeby dance.
Anyone who dives at my feet on the subway is most certainly getting a foot in the face, most likely a stomp. fair warning.
Jesse - May 24, 2006 6:04:14 am PDT #8799 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yeah, I have to say, it's pretty unlikely that I would let anyone's face get that close to my feet. And I sometimes kick out, involuntarily.
Also, I kind of love that I just searched Google News for lick and subway and got right to that guy.
bon bon - May 24, 2006 6:08:13 am PDT #8800 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Jesse, I totally was going to point out that story but didn't know how to find the source. (I had only heard about it from my officemate.) Go you with your google-fu! But said officemate also told me about a guy who was arrested in Brooklyn for grabbing women's legs on the street in order to fondle them.
Jessica - May 24, 2006 6:14:02 am PDT #8801 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I didn't follow the original link, and assumed we'd been talking about the subway licker all along!
Jesse - May 24, 2006 6:14:34 am PDT #8802 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I am now having a flashback to the guy who came up to me in a bar, rushed my legs, and tried to pick me up. WTFF? Needless to say, we both fell over. I still have no idea what the fuck that was about.
sarameg - May 24, 2006 6:23:50 am PDT #8803 of 10002
I heard about these [link] this morning, but seeing them is even better!
![[link]](http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/05/23/us/24hoffxlarge1.jpg){kind=link}
Frankenbuddha - May 24, 2006 6:36:40 am PDT #8804 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I heard about these [link] this morning, but seeing them is even better!
Did Jilli go into dessert making?
Jesse - May 24, 2006 6:38:31 am PDT #8805 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Those are AWESOME.