Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - May 22, 2006 11:19:45 am PDT #8507 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

If the second, I don't see the big whoop, but then, you've got to know your own boss.

I'm with Jesse on this one. Of course, I often watch movies at work when I am doing things like stuffing envelopes. I don't think anyone minds and I work much faster.

The thing that annoyed me about the t-mobile people was that they didn't offer to call UPS and change the delivery address. I had to do that. Frankly, I am surprised that I was allowed to do that, since I could be, you know, anyone who knew I ordered a phone.

The one "identity theft" thing that happened to me was long ago, when I had a membership to Gevalia. Someone stole a package off my porch, called Gevalia, changed the delivery address, and then ordered craploads of coffee. Then, before the bill came, they switched the address back, so that I got a bill for $500 worth of coffee.

When I called, they credited my account because I could prove I was not married (although they didn't make me) A man saying he was my husband called to switch the address!


Jesse - May 22, 2006 11:21:26 am PDT #8508 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I got the job!!!!!! I realize I'm a sucker, because I didn't negotiate salary, and I told her yes right away, but DUDE. I want to work there so bad! And the money that she offered was in between what I really wanted and what I thought was a stretch, so there you go.


Sophia Brooks - May 22, 2006 11:21:54 am PDT #8509 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Woo hoo Jesse!!!!!!


Allyson - May 22, 2006 11:23:25 am PDT #8510 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

WHOOT JESSE!!!!


Calli - May 22, 2006 11:24:10 am PDT #8511 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Congratulations Jesse!!!!! I hope the job works out splendidly for you.


Aims - May 22, 2006 11:25:02 am PDT #8512 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

WHOOOOOOOOOOT JESSE!!


sumi - May 22, 2006 11:25:35 am PDT #8513 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Congratulations Jesse!


sumi - May 22, 2006 11:25:48 am PDT #8514 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Congratulations Jesse!

(Oops! But maybe a double post was warrented in this happy occasion.)


JZ - May 22, 2006 11:25:50 am PDT #8515 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

And the money that she offered was in between what I really wanted and what I thought was a stretch, so there you go.

Dude, you are not a sucker. You are a rocker! Congratulations!


DebetEsse - May 22, 2006 11:26:16 am PDT #8516 of 10002
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Yay, Jesse!