People, I could have been an axe murderer, you don't know!

I am still getting over that disappointment.

that was a pre-krav ita, wasn't it?

Pre-krav, but post-tae kwon do, post-capoeira, post-kung fu, post-muay thai.

I met people off of USENET first, soc.culture.african-american. Then...I'm not sure. I think it was a F2F at Deb Grabien's, during the TT (and pre-Buffistas as entity) days.

And that was a pre-krav ita, wasn't it?

Pre-krav, but post-tae kwon do, post-capoeira, post-kung fu, post-muay thai.

Between this, shrift's attitude and Theresa's driving, I probably wouldn't have been a successful axe murderer.

People, I could have been an axe murderer, you don't know!

You were a law student. I guess they figured that was dangerous enough.

People, I could have been an axe murderer, you don't know!

They could have been a white slavery ring! (Hello Steph's mom.)

FTR, I have never told my family about my internet friends. My mom would just freak too much.

Hi, guys! I was so skippy. I think I skipped four or five threads. So I just searched for my name, and saw that Allyson shared our cop story. He was so pretty! And I totally didn't bribe him with the Laker girls, just to make that clear. I've been having a really hard time giving that crap away. Also, at the even itself ita squished my throat when I tried to serenade her with Britney Spears. Like she could even hear me in there. Excessive use of force! I'd like to report her to security.

Also, who wants to tell me how to get inexpensive high speed internet at home? I miss the internet. Do I have to get cable or a phone line? Because I have a perfectly workable cell phone, so I guess I'd go for cable at that point. Or should I take this over to technology questions? I don't even know, that's how long it's been.

ETA: And I scored the nifty number. Yay, me!

I think my Buffistaversary is Monday...I am actually unclear if it is four or five years. First f2f...Emily came to my house when she visited the West Coast.

Alibelle!!!

I'd say spring for cable if you can afford it, but I have a long-standing grudge against California phone companies, so probably my opinion doesn't count.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VORTEX!

My first F2F was with a bunch of Table Talkers at a kid-friendly Italian restaurant in Daly City. The axe-murderer risk was severely reduced by the fact that most people brought their toddlers. We talked and ate and ate and talked and talked some more, and then we repaired to Charlotte J's flat on Ocean Beach in San Francisco, where her husband made a spectacularly memorable entrance, shuffling in all tallness and multicolored hair, squinting at the gaggle of women filling up his living room, and mumbling, "Hey, I'm Charlotte's husband. My name's Eric, but you probably know me as Mister Touchynuts [her online nickname for him due to a recent operation after her disastrous pregnancy]."

I mainly remember how sweet and vivacious (and busty) Charlotte was, and how intimidating and astonishing deb was -- she and Nilly are (oddly for people with such vividly different personalities) very alike, in that if you know them online, you know them offline: they write exactly what they think and feel, and they speak exactly the way they write.

The first online people I met were all pre-WWW.

I don't think it was pre-WWW, but it was pre the internet being common. I went what was supposed to be a gathering of people for a BBS I was part of that was hosted locally, but in the end it was only me, the BBS Admin (who I already knew via other friends) and one other user. Still, he and I had got along well on the BBS, so it was cool meeting him.

First person I met was someone from the tabletalk days. And I've lost touch the past couple years which is just LAME because we really got along well. kicks self

I'm actually very reticent about meeting people from the box. For no real reason, just am (lisah and Anne had lived in the same town as I for a LONG TIME before I met them.)

Oh, and Happy Birthday, Vortex!