What? I'm not allowed to hit people? Wesley: Not people capable of genocide. Angel: Those are exactly the types of people I should be allowed to hit!

'Just Rewards (2)'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - May 16, 2006 10:45:15 am PDT #7629 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I just ordered a bunch of Cole Porter-y goodness.

My dad decided that since he doesn't like steak anymore, he should give me about 2 pounds of filet mignon. (I'm not sure how he got there either, but I'm not arguing with dad-logic.)

Mom will probably be coming home from the hospital this Friday.


Frankenbuddha - May 16, 2006 10:47:43 am PDT #7630 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I'm calling a Good News alert.

It looks like the sun might come out again sometime this millenia.

I finished a test plan and have my test environment ready, so I can blow off the rest of the day.


flea - May 16, 2006 10:56:29 am PDT #7631 of 10002
information libertarian

I ate good Indian food for lunch.

I get to leave work and go pick up my great kid now.


lisah - May 16, 2006 10:58:46 am PDT #7632 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

I had another thing! I am about to go to the post office to a) mail Nicole the last few eps of BSG that are long overdue to her and b) mail a box containing 40 things that start with 'L' to my friend Laurel for her 40th birthday. I hope she finds the present as funny to receive as I did to put together.


Cashmere - May 16, 2006 11:01:38 am PDT #7633 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Tell me your good news. Even if it's just a very yummy lunch. Need to hear about happiness.

I just spent a week drinking rum drinks on a beach Puerto Rico while my family kept the kids--and my husband's employer is picking up most of the bill.


JZ - May 16, 2006 11:03:59 am PDT #7634 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I just spent a week drinking rum drinks on a beach Puerto Rico while my family kept the kids--and my husband's employer is picking up most of the bill.

Cash wins. Though I am TOTALLY stealing lisah's 40th birthday present idea, which is brill.


lisah - May 16, 2006 11:06:58 am PDT #7635 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

Though I am TOTALLY stealing lisah's 40th birthday present idea, which is brill.

To give credit where due I had the idea to send her 40 of something and another (genius) friend suggested things that start with L. There are so many options! But it was a challenge because I had to keep the price as low as possible. Most things were $3 and under though.


§ ita § - May 16, 2006 11:08:55 am PDT #7636 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have just been informed that Ninja Gibbons will be dispatched take care of those nasty monkey-killing bears.

In good news slightly more, ah, realistic or relevant to myself? I'm too zoned to think of any.


sarameg - May 16, 2006 11:13:37 am PDT #7637 of 10002

You don't have Sloth bears waiting for you in your apartment.


Cashmere - May 16, 2006 11:18:47 am PDT #7638 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

I think those bears misunderstand the whole meaning of "sloth."