Played with Kaylee. Sun came out, and I walked on my feet and heard with my ears. I ate the bits, the bits stayed down, and I work. I function like I'm a girl. I hate it because I know it'll go away. The sun goes dark and chaos has come again. Bits. Fluids. What am I?!

River ,'War Stories'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Fred Pete - May 16, 2006 9:12:06 am PDT #7603 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Sorry, not right, at least not in legal terms. Intent is probably the most critical factor in liability.

I'm sensing a confusion here between criminal and civil liability. Criminal liability requires intent (and since I haven't worked in criminal law since law school nearly 20 years ago, I'll stop there).

Civil liability generally only requires negligence. Taking Typo's car crash example, you could be civilly liable but not criminally liable. If that's the case, you'd have to compensate the person you hit, but you wouldn't have to do jail time or pay a fine to the government.


Typo Boy - May 16, 2006 9:17:48 am PDT #7604 of 10002
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Pete - what about where there is no negligence. My example where a pedestrian steps out from between two parked cars, no way you could have seen him in time to stop. If there is proof that the pedestrian rather than the driver was negligent - there was nothing the driver could have reasonably done to nont hit the pedestrian - is there still civil liability?


bon bon - May 16, 2006 9:20:43 am PDT #7605 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Sorry, not right, at least not in legal terms. Intent is probably the most critical factor in liability.

I'm sensing a confusion here between criminal and civil liability. Criminal liability requires intent (and since I haven't worked in criminal law since law school nearly 20 years ago, I'll stop there).

I assumed lisah was talking about criminal liability only since she said

but it doesn't relieve you of the responsibility for having committed the illegal act!

and we're talking about the current Enron proceeding.


lisah - May 16, 2006 9:26:25 am PDT #7606 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

eh I was talking generally and generally out of my ass (which is fine but not very knowledgeable about law).


Fred Pete - May 16, 2006 9:27:36 am PDT #7607 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Typo, some fault is usually required for civil liability. If the pedestrian was the only one negligent, the driver shouldn't be liable.


msbelle - May 16, 2006 9:27:54 am PDT #7608 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Still tortured by GA whitefont.

Today I had 2 meetings already. Now down time.

My dinner last night became a semi-business dinner. And it lasted 2.5 hours. I was exhausted by the time I got to bed. That is too long for dinner with not friends.


Frankenbuddha - May 16, 2006 9:30:10 am PDT #7609 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

"Stature?" Petrocelli asked incredulously. "He's antisocial! He loved building the business. He didn't like running the business and he wasn't very good at it. He made a lot of mistakes (but) a mistake is not a crime."

If you'd have been there / If you'd have seen it / how could you tell him that he was wrong?

If a sleazebag rips off his customers when no one's around, does he still make money?


Jessica - May 16, 2006 9:30:53 am PDT #7610 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The #1 threat is still bears:

Bears killed and ate a monkey in a Dutch zoo in front of horrified visitors, witnesses and the zoo said Monday. In the incident Sunday at the Beekse Bergen Safari Park, several Sloth bears chased the Barbary macaque into an electric fence, where it was stunned.

It recovered and fled onto a wooden structure, where one bear pursued and mauled it to death.

The park confirmed the killing in a statement, saying: "In an area where Sloth bears, great apes and Barbary macaques have coexisted peacefully for a long time, the harmony was temporarily disturbed during opening hours on Sunday."

Ignoring attempts by keepers to distract it, the bear climbed onto a horizontal pole, and, standing stretched on two legs, "used its sharp canines to pull the macaque, which was shrieking and resisting, from its perch."

The bear then brought the animal to a concrete den, where three bears ate it.


§ ita § - May 16, 2006 9:35:52 am PDT #7611 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

And lo, the stress-induced migraine has come upon me.

I'm required to deal with a fair amount of volatile situations because I don't lose my cool. Well, up to a point, it's more water off this duck's back than for any of my co-workers. And beyond that point, it's just that I don't show it when people are being frustratingly clueless. Post-concussion, that hurts.


Theodosia - May 16, 2006 9:36:08 am PDT #7612 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Colbert will be on that bear story like brown on organic rice!

Speaking of such things, was it just me, or did the "cranky old guy on the street" actor on The Daily Show last night quite look like what you'd expect Stewart's father to look like?