Sex with robots is more common than most people think.

Spike ,'Lineage'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 16, 2006 6:58:03 am PDT #7574 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Allyson, let us together do the one day (or hour) at a time bullshit.

Monday? Wasn't good. Tuesday? Seems to be the new Monday.

As for GA, it didn't hit me as badly as it hit some people. Izzy was whacko when she got all overwrought about Alex cheating on her and wanting all her friends to be on her side. So that's not new to me. Cristina was perfectly in character too, I thought. I did wander off and do other things while Meredith and Derek boinked, but, again, it's been leading up to that a while now.


katefate - May 16, 2006 7:01:40 am PDT #7575 of 10002
Frail my heart apart and play me a little Shady Grove

GA:

There is no way boinking in that situation is romantic, no matter how slo the slo-mo is. It can be very hot, though, so why not show that?

I'm glad Izzie is gone; any other option I could think of ended in shark-jumping.

My first GA whitefont, AIFG


Nilly - May 16, 2006 7:02:03 am PDT #7576 of 10002
Swouncing

To: ita's Tuesday

It was brought to my attention that you attempt Mondaying yourself. I'm from your future. It was completely Tuesday-ish here today, no traces of a Monday, so please, behave according to what the time-space continuum dictates.

Yours sincerely,
From a different timezoen.

P.S. If you insist on defying the time-space continuum, please feel free to either go back in time and improve Monday, or else jump forward and end your Tuesday-badness. Some other Buffistas may appreciate it, too, since they're quite looking forward to the weekend.


katefate - May 16, 2006 7:03:41 am PDT #7577 of 10002
Frail my heart apart and play me a little Shady Grove

Nilly! It's been ages since we posted together! May I have just a sliver of Tuesday kept back for packing organizational purposes?

edited cuz a comma squicked me


Theodosia - May 16, 2006 7:04:24 am PDT #7578 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

My Tuesday is much much better than my Monday this week. Perhaps because not so much bailing today.


Nilly - May 16, 2006 7:06:44 am PDT #7579 of 10002
Swouncing

kate! Yes, it was. How are you doing?

To: Tuesday,

A slight correction: preparations for the weekend, such as packing, shopping and traveling arrangements should not be played with. The time-space continuum is one thing, wardrobe is another. Ta, ever so.

Yours sincerely,
I always wanted to use "ta, ever so" in a sentence.


katefate - May 16, 2006 7:07:38 am PDT #7580 of 10002
Frail my heart apart and play me a little Shady Grove

Theo, I had a sump pump well put in a leaky basement (the existing drain had caved in) and it did wonders. And quietly. Pricey. Well, for me at the time. Worth the investment, though.


tommyrot - May 16, 2006 7:08:55 am PDT #7581 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Tommy, is there some feline posting going on in your name?

Maybe. Except I shut down my home computers and unplugged them.

Huh. If cats have mastered extension cords, then they truley shall take over the world....


katefate - May 16, 2006 7:12:36 am PDT #7582 of 10002
Frail my heart apart and play me a little Shady Grove

Very elegant amendment, Nilly. Ta ever so!

Any day I have time to play at b.org is a good day. Such a treat to do this in real time. Threadsuck is a godsend for me.

Huh. If cats have mastered extension cords, then they truley shall take over the world....

Cool! Don't let them talk to my cats, okay?

Lovely, I just got a work call. Hope to check in again soon!


sarameg - May 16, 2006 7:17:29 am PDT #7583 of 10002

I think ita and Allyson need to periodically find a quiet corner and scream. Or throw staplers at the wall. The latter is actually quite satisfying.

Apologies to all sysadmins out there, but DEAR GOD this is a socially and professionally infantile bunch. My office is set up such that I have a cubical wall blocking me from the open doorway. Officemate's desk is right next to the open door, he can see into the hall from it. He's not at it right now. Someone comes and stands in the doorway." Bob? Bob? Bob? BOB?" pause "Bob?"

YO! STUPIDHEAD! If you don't see anyone, but think the person is in the office hiding, why don't you just walk two feet and check?! Or ask!

I'm slightly tolerant of people who ask me if I know where he is (though, I'm not his keeper. But sometimes I do know.) But good gawd.

The same moron came back 10 minutes later, peered over the wall and asked if I knew where X sat. NO.