Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 11, 2006 8:22:53 pm PDT #6883 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Sorry. Going now...

I didn't mean to trudge any of this jello in here with me...


Aims - May 11, 2006 8:23:53 pm PDT #6884 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Poncy Brit.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 11, 2006 8:26:51 pm PDT #6885 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I haven't left yet, Missy.

I'm a slow walker, 'kay?


beth b - May 11, 2006 8:28:13 pm PDT #6886 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

get back in the jello, you are slowing down the show!

I seem to have become the director


§ ita § - May 11, 2006 8:28:50 pm PDT #6887 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You want some training, Pete? My rates are very reasonable.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 11, 2006 8:33:39 pm PDT #6888 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Ulp. As much as I would like to actually be physically fit again, and able to feel I could hold myself in a fight, I... um...

... I'll just hire you as a bodyguard, okay?


beth b - May 11, 2006 8:34:31 pm PDT #6889 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

wait, you are throwing ita in the jello with Kristin and Aimee... shouldn't you ask her first?


Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 11, 2006 8:36:44 pm PDT #6890 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I DIDN'T TOUCH ITA!!!

I want to live.


§ ita § - May 11, 2006 8:37:52 pm PDT #6891 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't do jello. I'll be out here with the ordnance.

I mean, as soon as I wake up. Off to bed. Don't get into any trouble!


Pete, Husband of Jilli - May 11, 2006 8:40:00 pm PDT #6892 of 10002
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Don't get into any trouble!

Too bloody late, I'm afraid.