Guy paints portraits with his penis: [link]
Not terribly worksafe, but not terribly nonworksafe either....
I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.
Simon ,'Safe'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - May 11, 2006 2:56:58 pm PDT #6854 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sheryl - May 11, 2006 3:39:06 pm PDT #6855 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
It's official! G has a new job!(The offer letter arrived today)
Megan E. - May 11, 2006 3:47:09 pm PDT #6856 of 10002
Yay for G! Yay for working!
-t - May 11, 2006 4:10:21 pm PDT #6857 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Yay G!
Fred Pete - May 11, 2006 4:46:53 pm PDT #6858 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.
Yay, G!
Tom Scola - May 11, 2006 4:50:32 pm PDT #6859 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Number one in the hood, G.
Jesse - May 11, 2006 5:36:50 pm PDT #6860 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Part of me thinks it's punishment enough that someone in the NSA has to monitor my boring-ass phone calls.
God, me too.
I still think it's possible that Danny Masterson was wearing the shirt ironically. Or something. I'm thinking of my father wearing the hipster Jesus on a Wanted poster t-shirt I got him. He's still a Christian, it's still funny.
Yay for jobs for Emily and G!
Trudy Booth - May 11, 2006 5:37:21 pm PDT #6861 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
ER: telling Neela to 'go home' is moronic. Someone needs to TAKE her hom and be with her. Duh.
Jesse - May 11, 2006 5:38:04 pm PDT #6862 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh, and I got 32 on that internet usage thing, because like the rest of you people, I don't mind that I'm online all the freaking time.
Liese S. - May 11, 2006 6:02:09 pm PDT #6863 of 10002
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I got 48, which is just below the "you have a problem" range. I probably would have registered as having a problem, except that I live in the middle of the desert, and the SO is online all the time, too, so there's no one to complain to me about how long I'm online. There was another question that was funny, too, that I answered rarely, but it didn't answer the question the way they intended.
I would remember what the question was, but I'm tired from staying up online all night. Also, I'm online to avoid doing the dishes and cleaning the bathrooms Right Now and it's fucking great.