Why couldn't Giles have shackles like any self-respecting bachelor?

Xander ,'Beneath You'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - May 10, 2006 5:16:55 am PDT #6438 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I will anchor the news in the dark for a week, with a team of optometrists [gesturing to the side of the set] they'll be right over there, monitoring me the whole time. And then I'll walk out into the daylight, and I'll read the teleprompter for nine minutes.

Love this!


JZ - May 10, 2006 5:26:23 am PDT #6439 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Extra-stealthy Happy birthday, Ailleann!

Mmmmm. Sink full o' dishes, counter full o' crumbs, and the usual round of giant nasty-ass horse pillsprenatal vitamins and iron supplements and omega-3 fatty acids to swallow. I just can't decide what to do first!


Dana - May 10, 2006 5:31:58 am PDT #6440 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

lisah, I don't know who that actress was, except I know I've seen her, so it's consequently driving me crazy too.


Jesse - May 10, 2006 5:39:04 am PDT #6441 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Pat Kiernan is hilarious.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, AILLEANN!! (Oops, did I do that wrong?)

brenda, what he was saying is that he and Goldie agreed that they would have gotten married if the kids had wanted them to.

In annoying school news, my professor who was supposed to get us stuff "by Monday" is now saying it will be tomorrow. Wednesday. ISTG. AND we have to pick up the hard copy at school. ARGH.

Edit again: This guy on the show just asked Ellen Degeneres who her favorite "Hollywood hunk" is, and she said Rock Hudson. Hee.


Gudanov - May 10, 2006 5:44:11 am PDT #6442 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

House Republican leaders are ready to move forward on tax breaks worth $70 billion over five years to investors and some middle-income families now that they've sorted out a disagreement among themselves.

[link]

Because during an expensive war and huge deficits the important thing is to extend the tax cuts on capital gains. OTOH, I do think the alternative minimum tax should be adjusted. However, you can't just keep cutting taxes and spending like crazy. Where did all the fiscally responsible Republicans go?


Ailleann - May 10, 2006 5:48:36 am PDT #6443 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Now look Jesse, you've spoiled everyone!

Burn cream is smelly, but friendly. My hand isn't even red now!


Gudanov - May 10, 2006 5:52:45 am PDT #6444 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Mmmmm. Sink full o' dishes, counter full o' crumbs, and the usual round of giant nasty-ass horse pillsprenatal vitamins and iron supplements and omega-3 fatty acids to swallow. I just can't decide what to do first!

I'd go with dishes and counter first in case the pills make you queasy.


lisah - May 10, 2006 5:54:55 am PDT #6445 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

Dana! I figured it out (thanks to TWOP) it's Melora Hardin who plays Jan Levinson-Gould on the Office!


Dana - May 10, 2006 6:01:21 am PDT #6446 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Ah! Thanks, lisah.


Amy - May 10, 2006 6:09:10 am PDT #6447 of 10002
Because books.

the usual round of giant nasty-ass horse pillsprenatal vitamins and iron supplements and omega-3 fatty acids to swallow

Take 'em with food! I'm just saying.