The girls who go into a single toilet bathroom together don't generally level a surly glare at each other while sitting on said toilet. Or pick asking for space at the sink as the dealbreaker that makes them leave an uncomfortable situation. Then again, I called Crazy before we found out she was living in the boiler room—to me, that just made sense in terms of convenience should George get a pet bunny .

Hairless cats!

That's two words!

Now "Gerund". That's a word.

Switching fork hands while eating!

Aimee, I think that you're right about Izzy. It was unnecessary.

I've read that it's supposed to be a conflict rooted in high school cliques vs. the fat girl. But when the fat girl is a) not that fat--did you scope that butt? and b) acting really weird, I don't have the requisite sympathy. She wasn't mockable before she peed and decided not to wash her hands in front of them. She made that situation, and I think that Mere and Izzie's initial reaction was pretty reasonable, although they took the thing a bit far. As for the "stand up for me" request-- what if he believed she hadn't washed her hands? Is he supposed to stand up for her then? Or is it about believing that she must have washed her hands because she wouldn't to that? But what is reasonable behaviour for someone who lives in the basement of the hospital?

Much recovery-ma to your aunt, Theo.

Dept. of Random: Gmail just delivered me an incredibly sweet congratulatatory note from Nilly, which in itself is not so random. However, the sponsored links in the margin of Nilly's note include this:

Happy Clucking Holidays
The ultimate album of Xmas music
clucked by a human chicken.
Ever!
www.happycluckingholidays.com

Most mysterious sponsored link evar.

ita, re: tea... I always understood tea to be a diuretic, though to be fair I don't know if that's because of the caffiene content or just because of the tea itself.

This post has little value, so I will pad it by saying that I'm having an orange AIFG.

See, I don't think it was so much a "Stick up for me cause I DID wash my hands." than, "Hey, guy. Your friends are being assholes, and I'm letting you put it to me on a nightly basis. Say something." And I agree that she did create the situation by not being more assertive with them, but she is kinda the odd girl out. And also? Damn! that was a nice ass. WAY better than Izzy and Mere's flat things. Wish my ass looked like that in tanga panties.

I know they say that tea doesn't count when you're trying to hydrate--does that count for tisanes or decaf tea?

Tea is fine. Caffeine is a mild diuretic but studies have been unable to show that it actually dehydrates. The Institute of Medicine considers caffeinated drinks to be acceptable for hydration. [link] The abstract for the study is here: [link]

The ultimate album of Xmas music

clucked by a human chicken.

Ever!

How were people able to celebrate Christmas before this album?