I found most of the ER episode just a story, but when the cute little boy grabbed Pratt's hand I got emotionally involved. And then the credits rolled, and I was okay.
Dita Von Tesse is hot. Not that that's news. Though even she could do without cameltoe. Anyway, not my point. Here's how she says to seduce a guy.
Apply lipstick in full view of your victim. This is particularly effective when done slowly and with a pretty compact. - Adjust your garter or stockings as though you were attempting to do it discreetly. - Allow your stiletto heel to dangle from one foot. - Touch yourself lightly in places you would want him to touch such as your neck, hair or face. Do this subtly as he talks to you and remember to be fascinated by every word he says. - Go to the powder room. Captivate every man in the room by gliding confidently and effortlessly across the room in your stilettos. - Wear something that feels nice to the touch, like velvet, silk or cashmere. - Wear your signature scent lightly and make him lean in close to smell it.
Hmm. I don't own a compact, so I guess when I reapply lipstick. Don't have garters or the sorts of stockings I think she means. Stilettos? I find it easier to dangle those from my hands. Touching myself lightly--sounds like a good idea, even in general. I bruise myself too often. Fascinated by every word he says? I can totally do that. In fact, I do it so damned well that I would never remember to do any of the things in the list. Except wearing things that feel good. All over that. But not a signature scent. That's like work. Or...sweat. They might think sweat my signature.
Lots of loud noises here tonight. Fire trucks and other sirens. Bangs I hope are doors.
NUMB3RS is bringing in the didactic pedagogery. Or perhaps I just don't notice it when they do it about stuff I don't think is obvious.