Lots of bullshit.
I go online sometimes, but everyone's spelling is really bad. It's... depressing.
Tara ,'Get It Done'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Toddson - Apr 12, 2006 10:08:54 am PDT #568 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Dana - Apr 12, 2006 10:09:28 am PDT #569 of 10002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Does anyone have an idea of what I might expect in an exit interview?
Oh, I had one of those. Hmm. I suspect they will ask you questions about your employment experience, and you, in the interest of not burning bridges, will end up biting your tongue about how insanely things are run.
tommyrot - Apr 12, 2006 10:11:46 am PDT #570 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Does anyone have an idea of what I might expect in an exit interview?
Lots of bullshit.
You should bring a shovel.
Don't say anything about the shovel unless they ask what it's for....
Toddson - Apr 12, 2006 10:11:54 am PDT #571 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
shrift, to expand - in theory, as far as I can tell, it's supposed to be them giving you information about continuing your medical coverage, pension/401K status, etc. I think they're also supposed to ask you about why you're leaving, any comments you have to make about your work experience. Sometimes it'll be skipped, even if it's supposedly required, if the person responsible doesn't want to hear what you have to say.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 12, 2006 10:12:11 am PDT #572 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oh, I had one of those. Hmm. I suspect they will ask you questions about your employment experience, and you, in the interest of not burning bridges, will end up biting your tongue about how insanely things are run.
Which will be difficult, as will quelling the maniacal laughter, when they also try to convince you that you really wouldn't be happy elsewhere.
Gudanov - Apr 12, 2006 10:13:58 am PDT #573 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
I suspect they will ask you questions about your employment experience, and you, in the interest of not burning bridges, will end up biting your tongue about how insanely things are run.
Or maybe they'll fall to their knees, grab your sleeve, and beg you to take them with you.
tommyrot - Apr 12, 2006 10:16:31 am PDT #574 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Or maybe they'll peel off their masks and reveal their alien visages, saying, "Now that the experiment is complete, we won't be needing to wear these anymore...."
Calli - Apr 12, 2006 10:16:59 am PDT #575 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I know there are Cadbury Egg lovers around here somewhere. Now you can take it to the next level--Cadbury Egg Cake!
Does anyone have an idea of what I might expect in an exit interview?
At my last one, the interviewer wished me luck and told me I'd always be welcome back. It was kind of nice.
Tom Scola - Apr 12, 2006 10:18:59 am PDT #576 of 10002
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
shrift - Apr 12, 2006 10:20:08 am PDT #577 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Okay. So the exit interview might suck, but not as much as I was thinking.