Wash: I didn't think you were one for rituals and such. Mal: I'm not, but it'll keep the others busy for a while. No reason to concern them with what's to be done.

'Bushwhacked'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - May 05, 2006 6:26:09 am PDT #5522 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

My favorite response to his speech yet is Richard Cohen's at the Washington Post. Not only was Colbert "so not funny," he wasted a great oppotunity by being "a bully," and should have used it to "tell [Bush] things he needed to hear."

Cohen was supremely eyerolly. It's particularly amusing to hear that the most powerful human being on the planet is capable of being bullied by a basic cable half-hour comedy host (unless, of course, Colbert is actually the most powerful human being on the planet and Bush is just the planet's biggest pussy).

I also fell in love with a guy on a message board I read yesterday who laboriously explained that Colbert is not edgy or daring and in fact is just as bad as the people he's mocking, as evidenced by the fact that before he interviews a guest on his show, he runs out into the audience for gladhanding and fawning. A couple of people tried to explain the concept of satire, and what it means for a comic actor to create a character, but it was rather hopeless. This guy, like Cohen, started out by explaining, also laboriously, what a great sense of humor he has and how well he understands Teh Funny.


Jessica - May 05, 2006 6:33:51 am PDT #5523 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

unless, of course, Colbert is actually the most powerful human being on the planet and Bush is just the planet's biggest pussy

Well, in my world this is true...


Sean K - May 05, 2006 6:36:17 am PDT #5524 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

It's particularly amusing to hear that the most powerful human being on the planet is capable of being bullied by a basic cable half-hour comedy host (unless, of course, Colbert is actually the most powerful human being on the planet and Bush is just the planet's biggest pussy).

Yeah, plus, just what exactly does Cohen think the President needed to hear that Colbert didn't tell him? Or did he mean that Colbert should have spent all of his time giving it to Bush, insted of taking time to tell Cohen and his friends that they were just stenographers?


tommyrot - May 05, 2006 6:37:29 am PDT #5525 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

unless, of course, Colbert is actually the most powerful human being on the planet

Colbert is sorta' like Aquaman, except his super ability is to talk to and control eagles. So I guess his kryptonite would be bears.


Lee - May 05, 2006 6:39:10 am PDT #5526 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

It doesn't surprise me how many members of the mainstream press dislike Colbert's speech, because I actually thought that he hit them just as hard, if not harder, than he did Dubya.


Topic!Cindy - May 05, 2006 6:41:04 am PDT #5527 of 10002
What is even happening?

Well, in my world this is true...

Suddenly I want to talk about ponies again, but I don't want to scandalize ChiKat.

It doesn't surprise me how many members of the mainstream press dislike Colbert's speech, because I actually thought that he hit them just as hard, if not harder, than he did Dubya.

To me, that was the funniest part. Although I do think favorable commentary is getting a little ... erm deep, about Colbert's bravery.

Mostly, I'm with erika. It's not like it was impossible to find out his schtick, beforehand.


Strega - May 05, 2006 6:43:38 am PDT #5528 of 10002

George Will is actually a pretty witty guy. He usually reserves it for talking about sports, but he is the one who memorably compared Bush Sr. to a lapdog.

I'm more likely to agree with Cohen's politics, but no, I can't remember him ever demonstrating a sense of humor.


§ ita § - May 05, 2006 6:44:11 am PDT #5529 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'll see if I can try that bra on, for research purposes.

I'm tempted too.


tommyrot - May 05, 2006 6:49:15 am PDT #5530 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A short essay on Colbert's performance: [link]

Even though Stephen Colbert is being showered with well-deserved praise for his masterful performance at the White House Correspondents Dinner, I think something crucial needs to be emphasized -- the sheer nerve of it. Imagine if Jonathan Swift had gone into the king's court and read A Modest Proposal aloud to the assembled nobles ("Are you suggesting we are cannibals, Dr. Swift?") and you'll get the idea.

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In his book Paradigms Lost, John Simon points out that humor and wit are nearly polar opposites. Humor is inclusive: it invites everyone to join in on the laugh and feel like one of the crowd. Wit is exclusive: it addresses itself only to those who are in the know, and if the other people in the room feel uncomfortable because they don't get it -- hey, that's a bonus. Colbert's performance was a display of wit at its most lethally cutting. He went into a room with the most powerful man in the world and his courtiers, and he excluded them from the land of the free and the home of the brave.


Sean K - May 05, 2006 6:53:44 am PDT #5531 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I think my favorite part of Colbert's speech was him screwing up the "glass is 2/3 empty" joke and almost breaking character over it.