Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage.

Oz ,'First Date'


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beekaytee - May 04, 2006 12:12:06 pm PDT #5442 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant

No WAY. That's hilarious.


Jesse - May 04, 2006 12:12:18 pm PDT #5443 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, man. That's kind of great, in a fucked-up way. Not the laid off part, of course. That part sucks. But I have an irrational love of "What are you going to do, FIRE ME??"


§ ita § - May 04, 2006 12:14:12 pm PDT #5444 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The people helping Kate Holmes lose all that pesky preggers fat. How..niche.


bon bon - May 04, 2006 12:14:22 pm PDT #5445 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

bon, some kravvers carry Ogio locker bags. I'm not sure why, since a gym bag that fits in a locker doesn't fit all the gear we need. I think it's mostly instructors who don't get all hands on during teaching.

Still a little big...I need something that carries well, since I walk on a crowded street for about 8 blocks to the gym. And then something collapsible so it can get stuffed into the locker. I just can't believe that Lucy, say, is not on this; and that the items that appear to be recommended by what comes up on google are no longer for sale. What happened to the Timbuk2 yoga bag, for example?!

Charles Barkley is an ass.

I've heard terrible things about him but I still find him so charismatic.


brenda m - May 04, 2006 12:16:55 pm PDT #5446 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh, man. That's kind of great, in a fucked-up way. Not the laid off part, of course. That part sucks. But I have an irrational love of "What are you going to do, FIRE ME??"

Totally. At least she's laughing now.


sarameg - May 04, 2006 12:18:46 pm PDT #5447 of 10002

Man, I'm dealing with some bad attitudes. Someone has described an error message (access denied; data is protected) as snitty.

No, sugar. That ain't snitty. Snitty would be Can't you read the directions? This data is protected. If you are suppose to be able to access it, maybe you should follow the directions posted in ELEVENTYMILLION PLACES and get the permissions set on your account. Good grief.


Kalshane - May 04, 2006 12:22:14 pm PDT #5448 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

That's priceless, Sara. Wow.

Of course, we have a user here who has had a problem logging into her computer every morning this week due to combination of forgetting her password and fat-fingering it and has copping an attitude with us over her deficiencies.


§ ita § - May 04, 2006 12:26:12 pm PDT #5449 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I need something that carries well, since I walk on a crowded street for about 8 blocks to the gym. And then something collapsible so it can get stuffed into the locker

This should slide into a locker, plus has a hand or shoulder strap for carrying. I'm not sure what qualifies as travels well, but here is a more traditional bag, yet smaller than your average duffel.

What are you carrying?


sarameg - May 04, 2006 12:29:29 pm PDT #5450 of 10002

It's bizarre.

Though I did have an oh fuck no they didn't moment until I'd verified the message was benign. Years ago, I had to sternly lecture the developers that Jack A. Hole was not an appropriate name placeholder in the software that printed the media labels. Which, if the fields were left blank or an error occurred, were actually printed as such and sent.


§ ita § - May 04, 2006 12:31:34 pm PDT #5451 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I had a boss that'd freak out if someone else logged into her machine and the login box displayed their network ID instead of hers of a morning.

So, if you did any tech support on her box, you had to erase your name from the ID box and put hers back in. Either she'd come screaming right to you if you didn't, or she'd type in her password three times and lock your ID out. And then come screaming to you.

She'd never, even if she noticed it first, replace your ID with hers.