Early: You folks are all insane. Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

'Objects In Space'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 04, 2006 10:49:46 am PDT #5416 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Raccoon found atop Loop skyscraper

A wayward raccoon has been living on top of a 43-story building in Chicago's Loop.

A construction manager didn't believe it at first when a worker reported seeing the raccoon on the 36th floor of the Kluczynski Federal Building, but a cell-phone photo provided proof. The critter was climbing scaffolding at the building, where the facade is being restored.

Construction boss Tony Slavic used tuna to bait a humane trap on the roof and eventually captured the raccoon. On Tuesday, he released it into a forest preserve in suburban Chicago.


Sean K - May 04, 2006 10:56:56 am PDT #5417 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Jesse, I've wondered about the "planned" non-elimination legs myself, but I think they are planned, because otherwise how on Earth would Phil have been able to look those two adorable kids in the face (from the family TAR) and tell them they were eliminated, unless Phil is the coldest mofo on the planet.


Jesse - May 04, 2006 11:14:51 am PDT #5418 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I doubt Phil makes the decisions, either way.


Theodosia - May 04, 2006 11:23:31 am PDT #5419 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I'm ignoring all the Lost whitefont. Unfortunately, I have to ignore all the Alias whitefont, too, lest somebody let something drop about the former. So you are all on the verge of being On The List.

TAR: No matter what else she says or does, I will root for Yolanda for the rest of the race because of her most wonderful statement and second thought... and both her and Ray cracking up over it. That's the kind of spirit that I want to see in contestants.


brenda m - May 04, 2006 11:25:18 am PDT #5420 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Given that there's money at stake, wouldn't they have to disclose that to the contestants (which maybe they do, who knows?), or be risking fraud?

Also, the hippies may be lucky, but this leg is pretty much always non-elim.


Hayden - May 04, 2006 11:27:13 am PDT #5421 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Hey Nutty, your first marriage proposal resulting from your High Hat article just came in. That took ~15 minutes.


Jessica - May 04, 2006 11:28:29 am PDT #5422 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think they're locked into the route and the nonelim legs before the race starts -- logistically, it would just be too difficult to arrange that sort of thing on the fly.


Jesse - May 04, 2006 11:31:44 am PDT #5423 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, yeah, OK. Then I'm back to the hippies are the luckiest people in the world.


Jessica - May 04, 2006 11:34:03 am PDT #5424 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What I've always wondered about is how they manage to arrange travel visas for everything without giving away the route to the racers. Do they make people get a whole bunch of extra visas as decoys, or do people just promise not to look at their passports until they open the clue?


Nutty - May 04, 2006 11:34:38 am PDT #5425 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

is shy.

Thanks, Mr. Industries. I owe it to you.