Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


juliana - May 01, 2006 12:07:38 pm PDT #4794 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Chocolate Day


bon bon - May 01, 2006 12:07:57 pm PDT #4795 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

According to google, which is always right, as you know:

American Chocolate Week--March 14-20 
National Chocolate Day--October 28 
National Chocolate Day--December 28 
National Chocolate Day--December 29 
National Milk Chocolate Day--July 28 
National Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day--November 7 
National Chocolate Mint Day--February 19 
National Chocolate Chip Day--May 15 
National Chocolate Eclair Day--June 22 
National Chocolate Covered Anything Day--December 16 
National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day--March 24 
National Chocolate Custard Month--May 1-31 
National Chocolate Pudding Day--June 26 
National Chocolate Ice Cream Day--June 7 
National Chocolate Milkshake Day--September 12 

Every day is, in fact, national chocolate day.

P.S.: for people that's uses it, which I think consists of Jessica, Bloglines seems to be effed up where it's not showing the feeds but it's helpfully marking them as read anyway.


tommyrot - May 01, 2006 12:08:05 pm PDT #4796 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Is there a Chocolate Day? There totally should be.

It was replaced in the US by Broccoli Day, after rumors of Wonka's Communism surfaced....


§ ita § - May 01, 2006 12:10:05 pm PDT #4797 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Chocolate is a vegetable? That's a liberal interpretation.

But! Chocolate Day, and it's not yet past.


JZ - May 01, 2006 12:16:13 pm PDT #4798 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I haven't seen the Colbert speech yet, but even this tiny little excerpt, courtesy of Salon, is making me melty:

I stand by this man. I stand by this man because he stands for things. Not only for things, he stands on things. Things like aircraft carriers and rubble and recently flooded city squares. And that sends a strong message, that no matter what happens to America, she will always rebound -- with the most powerfully staged photo ops in the world.

I so desperately need this t-shirt.


Jessica - May 01, 2006 12:17:07 pm PDT #4799 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

National Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day--November 7

That's... oddly specific.

Bloglines seems to be effed up where it's not showing the feeds but it's helpfully marking them as read anyway.

Blech. Hope they fix that one soon.


Sheryl - May 01, 2006 12:20:05 pm PDT #4800 of 10002
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

That's a lot of chocolate holidays. I think that means I should eat more chocolate.


Lola Walser - May 01, 2006 12:24:41 pm PDT #4801 of 10002
Madame, what you said to her was "squid", not "good morning".

Hello, I've delurked in multiple threads!

I outed myself as a dork when I said to someone "Technically, no, it's not octopi. Octopodes is correct, octopuses is less wrong."

ita speaks the truth, and as the person who sports "octopi" in her profile (not that anybody would have noticed if I'd kept my mouth shut!), I have to say that some of us have embraced wrong, ugly or just plain insane spellings (and typos) from a misplaced sense of fun.

Speaking of which and btw, there's an eerie resemblance in usage here and among my Pancakes. Now, I know a couple of us used to lurk here before, but still I wonder if it's just these two groups or if it's web-wide. Craxy? Bunnies? A few more that escape me right now...

Happy May Day! Arise ye prisoners of want! The Internationale unites the human race!


Trudy Booth - May 01, 2006 12:27:56 pm PDT #4802 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Were the Pancakes born on Salon as well?


Lola Walser - May 01, 2006 12:29:41 pm PDT #4803 of 10002
Madame, what you said to her was "squid", not "good morning".

Yes, in a Big Brother TV thread. (I joined them later on WX.)