Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - May 01, 2006 11:27:46 am PDT #4771 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Burrell, is this weekend too soon?

I will have to get back to you. I can't recall, but we may be going to San Diego this weekend. Alternately, it may be that only DH is going so he can pick up a dresser/vanity set for Franny's new room.

Loyalty Day? Egad, so now he's making up new holidays in order to bolster his ratings?


tommyrot - May 01, 2006 11:28:21 am PDT #4772 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Allyson, where did you find that? My first reaction is that it's fake (parody, whatever).


Jessica - May 01, 2006 11:30:15 am PDT #4773 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

May 1st has apparently been Loyalty Day since the 1930's. [eta: First celebrated unofficially as "Americanism Day," officially made Loyalty Day by Eisenhower in 1958.]


tommyrot - May 01, 2006 11:31:17 am PDT #4774 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ah. I've checked a shitload of political blogs - no mention of Loyalty Day.


Allyson - May 01, 2006 11:31:57 am PDT #4775 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I found it on Wonkette.


tommyrot - May 01, 2006 11:33:35 am PDT #4776 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, I see it there.

I thought it was a new thing, so I was expecting outrage. Sorry.


msbelle - May 01, 2006 11:33:38 am PDT #4777 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

What today REALLY is, is the 75th Anniversary of The Empire State Building. WOO HOO!


Burrell - May 01, 2006 11:33:46 am PDT #4778 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

May 1st has apparently been Loyalty Day since the 1930's.

Really? Really?! Dang, Loyalty Day has a piss poor publicist.


§ ita § - May 01, 2006 11:34:01 am PDT #4779 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Burrell, tell me when you find out your plans, and let's arrange a little something.


Hayden - May 01, 2006 11:34:03 am PDT #4780 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

First celebrated unofficially as "Americanism Day," officially made Loyalty Day by Eisenhower in 1958.

Because "Americanism" in the 1930s meant "immigrant bashing," and everyone knows that Republicans don't engage in that sort of thing.