I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.

Spike ,'Chosen'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sarameg - Apr 28, 2006 11:42:47 am PDT #4285 of 10002

I'm stopping in to see him on the way home.


Jessica - Apr 28, 2006 11:43:28 am PDT #4286 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

From Overheard in the Office:

Computer tech: how often you clean your hard drive?
Customer: Once in a while, but I always use Windex.


§ ita § - Apr 28, 2006 11:44:14 am PDT #4287 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The number of people who don't even understand when I say "indices" instead of "indexes" is kind of freaky to me.

I outed myself as a dork when I said to someone "Technically, no, it's not octopi. Octopodes is correct, octopuses is less wrong."

And then I broke her nose. Does it count as breaking her nose if it's her cartilage? I think not, and I want it stricken from my record.


Lee - Apr 28, 2006 11:46:04 am PDT #4288 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

And then I broke her nose. Does it count as breaking her nose if it's her cartilage? I think not, and I want it stricken from my record.

Like any of us are going to argue with someone who breaks other people's noses..


msbelle - Apr 28, 2006 11:47:50 am PDT #4289 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

ita is a BULLY!


tommyrot - Apr 28, 2006 11:48:44 am PDT #4290 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Like any of us are going to argue with someone who breaks other people's noses..

Yeah. Especially when she just accidentally broke the nose. I mean, if a loanshark hired ita to break someone's arm, she'd probably accidentally rip the whole arm off....


Jesse - Apr 28, 2006 11:48:54 am PDT #4291 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I've been known to say indices, but didn't know comparanda, recto, or verso.


§ ita § - Apr 28, 2006 11:49:12 am PDT #4292 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ita is a BULLY!

Don't hate the player--hate the game.


sarameg - Apr 28, 2006 11:49:51 am PDT #4293 of 10002

ita is a BULLY!

No, just a nose breaker. The correction seems merely adjacent to the nosebreaking.


msbelle - Apr 28, 2006 11:50:13 am PDT #4294 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

krav never broke my nose, IT MUST BE YOU!