The mobile cocktail bar - it takes only 3 minutes to build it up and an other 5 minutes to be slurping on a martini.
Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.
Harmony ,'First Date'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Apr 28, 2006 4:30:26 am PDT #4219 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Lee - Apr 28, 2006 4:33:21 am PDT #4220 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Happy Friday!
I've decided it's going to be a GOOD day, and I will cut anyone who tries to dissuade me of that.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 28, 2006 4:33:57 am PDT #4221 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I did that yesterday, Perkins, and it worked.
Tom Scola - Apr 28, 2006 4:35:00 am PDT #4222 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Perkins, can you hop on IM?
Nicole - Apr 28, 2006 4:38:57 am PDT #4223 of 10002
I'm getting the pig!
I woke up to a dark, rainy day - but I had my umbrella in the car, so that's okay.
Then someone tried to cut in front of me in the parking lot and take the parking spot I was waiting for. Oh, HELL NO! Fortunately (FOR THEM), it was just a co-worker that thought they were being funny, so that's sort of okay. But for a minute there I was 'bout ready to jump out of my car and smack a bitch.
Happy Friday for all! I mean it. Or Perkins will cut you.
§ ita § - Apr 28, 2006 4:51:24 am PDT #4224 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I just have to get to the end of the work day. That happens, right?
sarameg - Apr 28, 2006 4:51:52 am PDT #4225 of 10002
I won't try to disuade you, but I'm not counting on it being a good day for me. Because it is all about ME!! insert informationless fretting worry and puffy eyes and waah and all that shit.
Allyson - Apr 28, 2006 4:55:23 am PDT #4226 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I just have to get to the end of the work day. That happens, right?
When you see 300 pairs of footprints in the sand, that was when Buffistas were carrying you.
Lee - Apr 28, 2006 4:55:31 am PDT #4227 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Sarameg, you are totally exempt from cutting, of course. I hope you get some good information soon.
ita, it does happen.
That's the spirit, Nicole.
msbelle - Apr 28, 2006 4:58:14 am PDT #4228 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Allyson made me snortle.