Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Apr 27, 2006 6:24:50 pm PDT #4195 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Crop myself out of it, while I'm at it...

Negative on the shrift cropping!

No wait. Shrift cropping is okay under the right circumstances. Let's call it "croppage."

Negative on the shrift croppage!


Jesse - Apr 27, 2006 7:05:08 pm PDT #4196 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OK, here's a question: Are these kids I keep seeing on talk shows doing bird calls for real? It just seems like something people thought up when they were drunk as a way of getting on TV.


Spidra Webster - Apr 27, 2006 7:17:53 pm PDT #4197 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Yes. There are at least two schools in The Bay Area that have those bird call contests.


Lee - Apr 27, 2006 7:24:49 pm PDT #4198 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

ita, I was supposed to get you Sandar Oh pics today, but today sucked and I'm pretending it doesn't exist anymore, so I will have to try for this weekend.


bon bon - Apr 27, 2006 8:17:32 pm PDT #4199 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Oh, Cirie! Now barring incredible stupidity I see no way for her to make it to the F2.


aurelia - Apr 27, 2006 8:52:28 pm PDT #4200 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Long day. I came home grimy and sore so I showered and then ran water to soak for a while. As I was turning off the water Gilda jumped in the tub with me.
splash, thrash, zoom
She's got clean legs now. And I've had the giggles for over an hour.


Spidra Webster - Apr 27, 2006 8:54:32 pm PDT #4201 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Is Gilda a cat or a dog? Cats that like baths are quite unusual.


Lee - Apr 27, 2006 8:56:20 pm PDT #4202 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

HEE!


aurelia - Apr 27, 2006 8:57:11 pm PDT #4203 of 10002
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Cat. I don't think she intended to take a bath based on the "wet, Wet, WET!!!" reaction she had.


Spidra Webster - Apr 27, 2006 8:59:24 pm PDT #4204 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Homemade comedy is the best comedy.