Car passed testing. Was annoyed that they only had 1 lane out of three open. They didn't even test the exhaust, just plugged into the ODB port (which I wasn't able to find myself and never would have. It was apparently well under my dashboard, just above the pedals.) for about 30 seconds, printed out a sheet saying I passed and told me to come back in two years. Aside from the wait to actually get the car tested, it was quick and painless.
Angel: Lorne, you're— Lorne: Reliable as a cheap fortune cookie? Angel: I was gonna say a guy with good contacts…
'Shells'
Natter .44 Magnum: Do You Feel Chatty, Punk?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kalshane - Apr 26, 2006 10:42:33 am PDT #3763 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
tommyrot - Apr 26, 2006 10:44:45 am PDT #3764 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Yeah, with newer cars the computers track so much data that the car computer can tell by itself if all the pollution control equipment is working correctly. Older cars would still need the probe up the tailpipe method....
§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 11:07:41 am PDT #3765 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Burrell - Apr 26, 2006 11:09:52 am PDT #3766 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Hi everybody! Thanks for the birthday wishes for Isaac, I promise to pass them along to him with many kisses attached. Poor weeble had stomach flu this weekend, so no cake until he's all better.
Allyson, I have some sympathy for Gavin's parents. When Franny was first interested in naming her naughty bits, I had to quickly come up with appropriate terms for her to use. We went with "crotch" for the front and "butt" for the backside. Now she sometimes goes around proudly saying "my crotch! my butt!"
Jessica - Apr 26, 2006 11:14:28 am PDT #3767 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Copperfield told Page Two he pulled out all of his pockets for Riley to see he had nothing, even though he had a cellphone, passport and wallet stuffed in them.
Clever boy!
tommyrot - Apr 26, 2006 11:16:55 am PDT #3768 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
He also handed the thief a rabbit, several doves, and a whole seried of silk handkerchiefs tied end to end....
Jesse - Apr 26, 2006 11:27:51 am PDT #3769 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
We went with "crotch" for the front and "butt" for the backside. Now she sometimes goes around proudly saying "my crotch! my butt!"
At least it's not "My Humps".....
ASSPICS! I demand asspics!
It is a fabulous day here, and I've had a fabulous day today. Yay.
shrift - Apr 26, 2006 11:33:06 am PDT #3770 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Asspics always make me think of aspic, which I think we all should agree is unfortunate.
sarameg - Apr 26, 2006 11:33:36 am PDT #3771 of 10002
I just love having to walk someone through a windows application when I am not sitting in front of a pc and have never used said application. And yet, google and a little logic and I've done it.
I think every child takes at least one approach to naming parts that will result in parental...well, if not mortification, a good eyeroll. My nephew horrified his mom by declaring her "broken" because she didn't have a penis. This was shortly after he learned the word. Unfortunately, at that point, his understanding was simply absense=broken. Caused a dropped jaw or two. What a cute little....chauvinist?
Thankfully, that passed quickly.
§ ita § - Apr 26, 2006 11:35:51 am PDT #3772 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Asspics always make me think of aspic, which I think we all should agree is unfortunate.
Nay! Never! In the immortal words of Destiny's Child:
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this jelly
I don't think you ready for this
Cause my body too bootylicious for ya babe
I shake my jelly at every chance
When I whip with my hips you slip into a trance
I'm hoping you can handle all this jelly that I have
Now let's cut a rug while we shake our....